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Mr. Illmannered

Mr. Illmannered

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When youre watching Sleeping With The Enemy and Patrick Bergin is screamin "LAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA" at the top of his lungs cuz his wife is sick of him being an insane maniac? HAHA

When youre watching American Psycho and Patrick Bateman is feeding the business end of an axe into Paul Allen's head while screaming "TRY MAKING RESERVATIONS AT DORCEAS NOW YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER" hella LOL

When youre having sex with a 19 year old girl ( and youre 29 years old like my old ass haha ) and shes telling you to hurry up and cum because her boyfriend is calling her and wants her home soon ( sorry I had to brag a second, at my age, we usually have to pay for girls like that )

When youre FORCED into watching MEET JOE BLACK and Brad Pitt gets hit by that car and you rewind it 9 times and laugh harder each time while your date gets pissed off

ahh good times. shit you write when youre hella hungover from Tuesday night drinkin and you begin drinkin at noon Wednesday. Half a liter SKYY vodka down and 2 tall cans deep!! Jesus Im a role model.
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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When youre watching American Psycho and Patrick Bateman is feeding the business end of an axe into Paul Allen's head while screaming "TRY MAKING RESERVATIONS AT DORCEAS NOW YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER" hella LOL


NO THE BEST PART IS THE PHONECALL HE MKES AT THE END, TO HIS ATTORNEY.....Classic
 
bayGIANTS

bayGIANTS

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Jae Reekay said:
No...the best part is when hes fuckin in the mirror and posin...and then rambles about 80's music before he kills his victims...that movie is just dope...
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that shit was classic.

also the part when they were showing off their business cards. that shit had me rollin
 
Gringo Starr

Gringo Starr

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bayGIANTS said:
that shit was classic.

also the part when they were showing off their business cards. that shit had me rollin
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LOL...you wanna know whats ironicly funny?Around my work...theres those typesa muthafuckas around...and they DO trip on shit like that...LOL...well be at the local pub at lunch and here em arguein over who has nicer business cards and better desk chairs...its fuckin ridiculous...
 
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