How Do You Feel?...
- Thread starter Locahontas
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Even though I hate to admit life is kicking my ass, I feel old as hell and it keeps getting worse. It's like Office Space...the day I started working was the worst day of my life, and every day has been wores since then. Thus, every day is the worst day of my life.
I've had a 5 o'clock shadow 1 minute after I shave, and crow's feet under my eyes since i turned 18.
Anyway, maybe it will turn around because my mom's new boyfriend is a millionaire. If I can just develop a homosexual relationship with him on the side he can be my sugar daddy and I won't have to work anymore.
Plus I'll get all the anal sex a guy could ask for.
I've had a 5 o'clock shadow 1 minute after I shave, and crow's feet under my eyes since i turned 18.
Anyway, maybe it will turn around because my mom's new boyfriend is a millionaire. If I can just develop a homosexual relationship with him on the side he can be my sugar daddy and I won't have to work anymore.
Plus I'll get all the anal sex a guy could ask for.
Wow, a literary masterwork for sure. Thought provoking, tear jerking...a classic for the ages.
What kind of shit is this? You don't know how to express a simple thought? Are you that desparate for a +1 to your post count? You're a dumb piece of shit. Why the fuck can't you write something that makes sense. What right do you have to be this dumb. You feel young? Who gives a flying shit. Nobody, that's who.
Fuck you.
What kind of shit is this? You don't know how to express a simple thought? Are you that desparate for a +1 to your post count? You're a dumb piece of shit. Why the fuck can't you write something that makes sense. What right do you have to be this dumb. You feel young? Who gives a flying shit. Nobody, that's who.
Fuck you.
