How do I use a knife in conjuntion with a fork?

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Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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#1
I've
alll ovar dhe znternet

and i can fnd no
on this

im qqn for nfo on how to use a fork with a nife
tekniques, 5uggestioNs

how wuuuuuuld ie about oosing dis frk wit thizz nife

thnks 4 D hlllllp every1 i triiiiiid for foe hrs

please search on the internet all morning to help me out

you are so far superior and me, merely a


please help me thanks

i'd also like to add that i am starving because i cannot eat with the knife and the fork together so you must teach me in severeal hours or i will die k thanks
 
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#4
1. Pick up the Knife
2. Pick up the Fork
3. Send a money order to Omar Rodriguez (Ccytzo Loc)
4. Support Emma's fledgeling graphic arts career
5. Wail to Jesus, accept Holy Ghost, Convulse
6. Tie string to knife and fork for throw + retrieval
7. Engage in unabashedly WPS by saying "Fuck" once a sentence.
8. Dip finger in whipped cream, draw sign of the cross on girlfriends forehead
9. Enjoy

 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#7
and they STILL DO IT! its like youre speaking russian if you tell people to use a search engine. ive never seen something go over peoples heads so far.

they will make any exscuse they can.

why do people think siccness is like a magical pool of people who hold secrets about the universe? we google shit for your dumb ass threads.

then theres the dude who knows that, and decides "oh ill make everyone else do the work" the nigga who come here with his homework and shit...