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EDJ

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May 3, 2002
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HERE YOU gO, ENJOY.....

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple
homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy
is
a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in
sentences. Here's what he handed in:

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the
stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.

2.PLANET - I know this dude who got arrested
cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the
backyard.

3.DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the
doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.

4.OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the
eye for what you just said but OMELETTE this one go this time.

5.STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It just
makes you STAIRWAY into space.

6.MOBILE - I went to the store to buy some
food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

7.DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the
cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8.AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp
at her.

9.AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at
school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

10.LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I
LOCKET.

11.DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was
yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

12.KENYA - I needed money to the subway, so I
axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

13.DERANGE - is where da deer and antelope
play.

14.DATA - At my basketball game, I scored
thirty points. My coach said DATA boy.

15.BEWARE - I asked the man at the
unemployment office, "dis BEWARE I get a job?"

16.DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and
not DIMENSION smart.(HA!)

17.COATROOM - The judge said, "One more
outburst like that, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

18.DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his
girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

19. HOTEL - My Momma said that she whatten
gonna tell her friend Sharon nutin else, because that HOTEL everythang
she hears.
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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19. HOTEL - My Momma said that she whatten
gonna tell her friend Sharon nutin else, because that HOTEL everythang she hears.


^^^LOL