HONOR MATCH: Stealth v. Cel-c-us

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Stealth

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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May 8, 2002
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Cel-c-us IMed me...said that if me and him battled, and I won, he'd leave the boards forever. I decided to take him up on his offer. Now Cel-c-us, I know that you're on the internet every day, all the time. So if you don't have a reply to this NON PREWRITTEN verse by the end of the day, I will assume you either: (1)Backed down, or (2) have been spending all day prewriting.


Cel-c-us/ for the last time/ your level is below me/
You're worthless/ fuck: you SUCK!/ Go ahead and blow LEE/
You just some lowly homie/ you're a minnow, i'm a shark/
"Nibble" all you want/ cunt/ I'm "bitin'" while you BARK/
You're swimming with the big fish/ the baby pools' behind you/
Just go sit in the piss, and hold your dick/ till we come find you/
I'll blind you when you look at me, its bright cuz I outshine you/
Your lips up on Lee's dick is all that sucks more than you're rhymes do/
Like i'm fillin up a Philly, you'll get bit, slit, and lit up/
If you were facing tracing paper, you wouldn't rip shit up/
You lack every single element it takes to play the game/
Me?/ Tim C?/ Go after Furio before you try to slay the famed/
I'm 50 times your level/ you can't do shit/ and you can't stand it/
Like you're swimming with pirhanas/ bitch/ you'll come up empty handed/
When i fight i "strike" like "lightening", so prepare to end up "shocked"/
I'll choke your throat, end your hopes, cut off air so you can't talk/
You've been askin for reactions, so here's mine: This kid is ACTIN/
Pumps, Skidz, and-a-Starter-jacket will match your 1980's fashion/
Cuz when you're rappin, it ain't happenin, not a damn soul FEELS YOU/
Even Lee agrees that Tim C just straight up KILLED YOU/
So instead of regressin' you come up at Stealth with agression?
You don't know with who you're messin, so i'll teach ya ass a lesson/
It would take a blessin from "God" to win/ But you got no chance-in-"Hell"/
Everything you spit is shit, and i just can't stand-the-smell/
Go ahead/ take time/ prewrite your shit/ Have LCM deploy you/
Cuz in 3 minutes, i'm already finished/ As you read, see, I DESTROYED YOU/
 
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CEL-C-US 420

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#8
#8

AND STILL I RISE...

Stealth, ill make you my bitch like a ferby
your as illiterate as one so dont say a wrrd to me
Neglect & edit you
ahhhhhhhh
i prewrote this verse with an golden feather
IM Unpredictable like the weather
Make sure you feel no pleasure
(Do I have to remind ya)-Ur a bitch and u know that
Slit-Cut out yo cilt and leave ur virgina STILL intact
Got the life support machines to keep you from having an heart atack
I fuckin I fuckin
Lay ur pussy on the dresser just ur pussy by its self
And bang them shits wit a spiked cat
Yea a spiked cat, wit nails hammered throu its forehead and out the back
Make you smoke bammer till you yak
Still hungry??? Got the munchies???
ready fo din din
Shove a funnel down ur neck and force feed you ur dogs foreskin
Inject ur heart wit fin fin
Pull a furio and stab u in the back while kicking ur shins
????
Strap my dogs shitty diaper on yo face
Yea my dogs-I slap him in the nose cuz he cant plead his case
Im a mental wreck- fucc what u rep
I put yo whole family tree in check(TIMBER!!!!!)
Then piss on the trunk-so all your roots will smell my funk
NO!!! Not again im not fit society I must pretend
fuck it I don’t give a fucc if I win……………………
 
Stealth

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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May 8, 2002
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Here's an instant message I just got from Cel-c-us:
Originally posted by Cel-c-us:
I WILL NOT BE MISSED/I AM THE CREATOR/I HOPE I MAKE MY MOM PROUD/IM THROWING IN THE TOWL I CANT RAP I QUIT........................YOU WILL NEVER HERE FROM ME AGAIN
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I guess that's the 4th person I've battled off the boards. That's one record I still hold...
 
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CEL-C-US 420

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#12
#12

THANKS TO DICC RIDDERS NO ONE CAN BEAT YOU STEALTH, EVEN IF YOU PUT UP THE WEEKEST VERSE, YOU KNOW WHY???CUZ THIS SHIT IS FUCCED UP,JUST LIKE THIS WORLD.............................................
 
Stealth

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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May 8, 2002
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You forgot that my verse was better than yours. Nobody here rides my dick. There's enough people here to know that me being moderator means nothing. But I'm not gonna waste my time, cuz you're just making up excuses for losing. Face it, bub, you lost this shit. Now...get the fuck out of here.

P.S. Don't bitch now...you're the one that put it all on the line...i just accepted the challenge. You were stupid for fucking with me.
 
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CEL-C-US 420

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#14

@ STEALTH

2 VOTES THIS AINT OVER YET..........YOUR SHIT WASN'T BETTER THAN MY SUB-PAR VERSE,AND ILL BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU THAT

ILL DIE BUT I WILL NEVER GO AWAY..........................<:classic:
 
Stealth

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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May 8, 2002
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Not to mention that only two people voted. If you thought you actually won, you would have at least waited for everybody else to vote before you threw in the towel.

Have it your way...let the voting continue.
 
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Furio

Sicc OG
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Jul 30, 2002
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fuck cel!!!!!! ahahahahaha!! hes is a dumb ass for steppin up and puttin ALL his shit on the table!! yo stealth u better keep cel's computer # thing cuz u know hes gonna try to come back as a new name! even though i think steath tried to diss me, i think, im not sure, he still ripped cel a new ass!! let me battle cel one last time!
vote=stealth
 
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