hoMEmade meals and my wife

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Nostril King

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DAMN IT I NEED ALL THE MONEY I CAN GET THIS WEEK SO I CAN'T EAT OUT - FUCK!!!!

CAN ANYONE TELL ME THEIR FAVORITE MEALS THAT DONT TAKE TOO LONG AND ARE EASY TO MAKE AT HOME??

THE PERSON WHO GIVES ME THE BEST RECIPE OR DIRECTIONS WILL GET TO MAKE A SNUFF FILM OUT OF MY WIFE I'M SERIOUS ANY OF YOU GUYS WHO COME THROUGH CAN TAKE MY WIFE AND BEAT HER TO DEATH ON CAMERA AFTER YOU RAPE HER

LETS HAVE IT WITH THOSE RECIPES!
 
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bangvan408

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this is a good idea for a post.... except for killing ur wife and all that... thats not cool

but i make a bomb ass tuna salad every now and then..
here's the ingredients

2 hard boiled eggs
2 dills
1 can of tuna
1 can of corn
1-2 tablespoons of mayo

drain the water out of the corn and tuna cans... and then put them in bowl
slice and dice the eggs and the pickles into pretty fine squares and put them in the bowl... mix it all up and then add about 1 or 2 tablespoons of mayo, and mix it up again

and just eat it like that, trust me its good shit
 
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Juan Million

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Grilled Cheese:

2 pieces of sliced bread (preferably wonder or iron kids)
2 pieces of individually wrapped cheese slices (preferably kraft singles)

Pay attention because this can get confusing. Carefully unwrap the cheese and place it between the two slices of bread. Here is the tricky part, you need to put a little bit of butter in the pan so it doesn't stick and burn. Now let that baby fry until the cheese melts.

wahlah...grilled cheese sandwich.

Next week I'll explain the painfully tough procedere of making a grilled cheese and ham.
 
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Shark

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Chicken With Butter & Garlic Pasta

Get some Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts and a box of Pasta Roni Butter & Garlic Angel Hair Pasta

You can either boil the chicken in water for 10 min or Marinate it in a sauce and BBQ it...

Once the chicken is cooked...Cook the Pasta...It takes 10 min...Real simple...

Poor Pasta over chicken and enjoy....

The Pasta is delicious...
 
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RIKOLOKO

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MY LADIE MAKES SOMTHING QUICK CALLED"BEEF BOWL"
YOU NEED SOME BEEF FOR STEW UNCOOKED SOME WHITE RICE AND SOME FRESH BROCILLI.......................
FIRST FRY UP THE BEEF FOR STEW SEASON IT WITH GARLIC SALT
MAKE SOME QUICK UNCLE BENS 10 MIN RICE
AND WHILE THIS IS GOING ON STEAM SOME BROCCILI ONCE THE MEAT IS COOKED WELL. LAY A BED OF THE WHITE RICE ON A PLATE THEN ADD THE BEEF ON TOP AND PUT THE BROCCILLI ON TOP OF THE BEEF THEN I ADD A LIL SALT AND SOME A-1 SAUCE AND ITS GRUBBIN.IT ONLY TAKES 20-30 TO HAVE A COMPLETE MEAL.GOOD LUCK AND DONT KILL OR HAVE YOU LADIE KILLED OVER FOOD.RIKOLOKO
 
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Juan Million

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RIKOLOKO said:
MY LADIE MAKES SOMTHING QUICK CALLED"BEEF BOWL"
YOU NEED SOME BEEF FOR STEW UNCOOKED SOME WHITE RICE AND SOME FRESH BROCILLI.......................
FIRST FRY UP THE BEEF FOR STEW SEASON IT WITH GARLIC SALT
MAKE SOME QUICK UNCLE BENS 10 MIN RICE
AND WHILE THIS IS GOING ON STEAM SOME BROCCILI ONCE THE MEAT IS COOKED WELL. LAY A BED OF THE WHITE RICE ON A PLATE THEN ADD THE BEEF ON TOP AND PUT THE BROCCILLI ON TOP OF THE BEEF THEN I ADD A LIL SALT AND SOME A-1 SAUCE AND ITS GRUBBIN.IT ONLY TAKES 20-30 TO HAVE A COMPLETE MEAL.GOOD LUCK AND DONT KILL OR HAVE YOU LADIE KILLED OVER FOOD.RIKOLOKO
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Why is it called "BEEF BOWL" if you put it on a plate?
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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get a packet of kool aid
sprinkle the contents onto a muthafuckin piece of bread
take a second piece of bread and place it on top of the other muthafucka so that the kool aid is in between both slices
eat that muthafucka

or you can make you a pastrami sandwich cuhh

oh coy!

butter up 2 pieces of muthafuckin white bread and toss em in the muthafuckin frying pan until they're brown
spread mustard on one of them muthafuckas
chop up some muthafuckin' onions
toss a good ammount of pastrami on the muthafuckin frying pan and keep it there until it's hot... no more than 45 seconds
put er'thang together in sandwich form and eat the muthafucka
 
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Nostril King

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Wow you guys are really helping a brother with the cooking! I'll let this post guy like 2 more days then I will PM the winner and give them directions to INVADE MY HOME and make a SNUFF FILM out of my wife
 
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Nostril King

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GANGSTAEIGHT said:
yeah I hope you're enjoying my kool aid sandwich recipe
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EVEN IF YOU WERE SEROIUS I WOULDN'T TRY THAT SHIT

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A SNUFF FILM OUT OF MY TERRIFIED WIFE YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT
 
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Juan Million

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RIKOLOKO said:
MY BAD,I MEANT A BOWL ALSO YOU MAY HAVE TO CUT THE BEEF STEW CHUNKS IN HALF SO THEY COOK EAISER.MY BAD HOMIES.:classic:
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Haha it's cool, I was just being an ass. Really though, that shit is hella good. Uncle bens sells it already made too, I think it's called spicey beef and brocceli bowl.
 
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Uaintknowin

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QUICK MEAL

1 OZ. BABY NUTS N GUTS

1 SLAB HUMAN FLESH (18-23 YRS)

1 CUPGARLIC

4 OZ DRAINO

1 PINT CLOROX (USE THE LEMON SCENTED FOR EXTRA FLAVOR)

1 USED TAMPON

1 BOTTLE EVERCLEAR GRAIN ALCOHOL


MIX ALL INGREDIENTS BUT THE TAMPON, COOK AT 325 IN A MEDIUM SIZE POT FOR 20-25 MINS OR UNTIL SAUCE IS THICK, DRINK 1/2 THE BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR, DROP THE TAMPON IN THE REST OF THE BOTTLE, SHAKE IT UP AND ADD TO SAUCE..COOK FOR ANOTHER 15 MINS.

MAKES 6 SERVINGS.

ENJOY!!!!
 
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