Hick Wins $258M Powerball--smh

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mrtonguetwista

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JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. -- A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills, replace his two missing front teeth and take his children to Disney World said he hasn't decided yet if he'll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.

Chris Shaw - a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri - came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he'll pay his friend - or his utility bills.

"We didn't come from money. For us it's just going to be a huge relief to know I'm going to be able to pay my electric bill, my gas bill," Shaw told the Associated Press. "It's like a weight lifted. I had bills at home I didn't know how they were going to be paid."

Shaw said he bought the $5 ticket Wednesday at the Break Time convenience store where he works in Marshall, a central Missouri town about 80 miles east of Kansas City. He accepted his ceremonial check at the Missouri Lottery headquarters in Jefferson City wearing a tan and red plaid shirt, a red hat and a huge grin - minus two front teeth he says he lost because he didn't take care of them but can now afford to have replaced.

"I'm just a regular guy working paycheck to paycheck ... well not any more," he said.

Shaw said he needed a few days to decide whether he will keep his minimum-wage job at the store where he has worked for just three weeks. He also plans to seek advice "from people who know about money" about whether to take the jackpot in 30 payments over 29 years or the lump-sum amount of $124,875,122.


 

mrtonguetwista

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas."
 

mrtonguetwista

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I know he tells the cameras and media he has good intentions (family,bills),but I have a feeling that there will be $258M worth of Busch cans filling his backyard soon.

 
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I need to play the lotto. If I win I'm throwing the biggest siccness bash ever. The only catch is everyones gotta wear a t-shirt with their avatar and sig.
 
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Good for him, hopefully he's not stupid enough to be broke in a couple of years. I hate when old ass people win these jackpots....like wtf fuck you gonna do with it besides get a new oxygen tank and move to florida??
 
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all i gotta say is wow! with 285 mil who gives a fuck about front teeth .sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiit he could buy a country and make it law to have no front teeth wid all that money,more power to the dude.you gotta be in it to win it.
 
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you know this dude gettin hella pussy offers to lol allready,i seen him on the news not even lookin like he that excited about dat shit,man if i won dat id be doin back spins and pop lockin live on cam and trash talkin shittin on all the people i dont like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!