Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an
ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside
it before you put it on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to
swim in an amusing manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an
ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside
it before you put it on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to
swim in an amusing manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep.
