help me out guyz
- Thread starter Legman
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I need a photcopy of your i.d. along with this printed contract. Pease copy and paste to word of something, not directly from the board. Also please sign in black ink. First, Middle and Last.
I, (PRINT NAME) hereby give my soul and all that pertains to it to Josiah M. Jones on this day of our Lord, (date). I understand that by signing this contract on the moment of my physical death my soul will ascend only into the control and full power of Josiah M. Jones, whether he is physically dead or alive.
In the event, that you attempt to mislead the buying party, by having someone else sign the contract or any other devious tactic to try to fool the buying party, the contract will automatically be considered legally and eternally binding. Your soul will become property of the buying party automatically.
This contract can only be broken by the consent of both parties unless the party who has agreed to turn over their soul is deceased. In the case of this instance, Josiah M. Jones can consent to do anything he wishes with the soul. Including, selling, trading or giving it to another party. By signing this contract you give up all rights you may have had over your soul for eternity.
(PLEASE WRITE OUT THE FOLLOWING): I, (FIRST NAME ONLY) GIVE MY SOUL TO YOU JOSIAH.
(Signature)
(Print Name)
(Date of Birth)
(Today's Date)
I will send your $9.99 when i receive the completed contract and a valid photocopied id. Trust Me.
pm me for address
I, (PRINT NAME) hereby give my soul and all that pertains to it to Josiah M. Jones on this day of our Lord, (date). I understand that by signing this contract on the moment of my physical death my soul will ascend only into the control and full power of Josiah M. Jones, whether he is physically dead or alive.
In the event, that you attempt to mislead the buying party, by having someone else sign the contract or any other devious tactic to try to fool the buying party, the contract will automatically be considered legally and eternally binding. Your soul will become property of the buying party automatically.
This contract can only be broken by the consent of both parties unless the party who has agreed to turn over their soul is deceased. In the case of this instance, Josiah M. Jones can consent to do anything he wishes with the soul. Including, selling, trading or giving it to another party. By signing this contract you give up all rights you may have had over your soul for eternity.
(PLEASE WRITE OUT THE FOLLOWING): I, (FIRST NAME ONLY) GIVE MY SOUL TO YOU JOSIAH.
(Signature)
(Print Name)
(Date of Birth)
(Today's Date)
I will send your $9.99 when i receive the completed contract and a valid photocopied id. Trust Me.
pm me for address
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You're a comedian now? Your opinions are even more worthless than I thought. I can't ever recall being bored to tears reading a 3-line post, but you're a miracle worker apparently. Put on some make-up and dance you clown. HONK HONK. You're a faggot. I have met and held conversations with hoboes more coherent than your unending stream of brown nosing posts. Could you kiss anymore ass to fit in over at this faggot message board?
You're a comedian now? Your opinions are even more worthless than I thought. I can't ever recall being bored to tears reading a 3-line post, but you're a miracle worker apparently. Put on some make-up and dance you clown. HONK HONK. You're a faggot. I have met and held conversations with hoboes more coherent than your unending stream of brown nosing posts. Could you kiss anymore ass to fit in over at this faggot message board?