Heinz Deli Mayo is soooooooo gay. lol

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mrtonguetwista

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LONDON (AP) — Heinz Co. said viewer complaints prompted it to pull a British television advertisement for mayonnaise that showed two men kissing.

The ad for Heinz Deli Mayo depicted a kitchen scene involving two children, a father and a male deli cook with a New York accent, whom the children addressed as "Mum." At the end of the ad, the cook kisses the father as he leaves for work.

The Advertising Standards Authority said it received 202 complaints, some that said the advertisement was offensive, inappropriate and unsuitable for children.

Heinz said the ad was withdrawn because of "consumer feedback." Spokesman Nigel Dickie said Tuesday that the company apologized if it had offended anyone.

Fox News host Bill O'Reilly complained about the advertisement on Friday during his show, "The O'Reilly Factor."

"I just want mayonnaise. I don't want guys kissing," he said.

British gay rights group Stonewall said it was shocked that Heinz had yanked what it called an "innocuous" ad and urged gay consumers to boycott the company.

The ad, which was launched on British television just over a week ago and was meant to run for five weeks, was taken off the air Friday, Heinz said in a statement released Monday.

The ad did not run in the U.S.
 
Defy

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lol @ the irony


its two men kissing, so complain or boycott cuz its gay

then they pull it so gay's complain and boycott cuz its anti gay


they could've just had the new york deli guy do voiceover for the "mum"
 
TaxMan

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Premo said:
aww man i watched it but i covered the lil youtube screen when u know what was comin

omg i had to fucking hear it tho ... couldnt reach the volume in fear of visual contact
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Thats pretty sad.
Have you talked to a professional about this? Are you just afraid you're a closet homosexual, and will turn into a flaming queer if you see two men kiss?

"when you know what was coming" LOL
 
Nuttkase

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One time when I was like 16-17 a couple of my friends and I watched 3 hours straight of The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock reruns while on 2 hits of triple dipped purple gel tabs each (lets just say a lot of acid just incase no one knows what the fuck that is lol.)

I was fucking geekin' out. In one episode of The Muppet Show there is a scene with Fozzie and a monster who eats dishes and I thought the monster was taking tabs of white blotter acid and talking to me. Tripped me the fuck out. I also kept on thinking that all the muppets were trying to escape from the show for some reason even though none of the episodes were anything along those lines.

The Fraggle Rock episodes were the craziest though while frying. The trash heap talking blew my fucking mind.



Both shows were dope to watch while tripping though.
 
Gas One

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Nuttkase said:
One time when I was like 16-17 a couple of my friends and I watched 3 hours straight of The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock reruns while on 2 hits of triple dipped purple gel tabs each (lets just say a lot of acid just incase no one knows what the fuck that is lol.)

I was fucking geekin' out. In one episode of The Muppet Show there is a scene with Fozzie and a monster who eats dishes and I thought the monster was taking tabs of white blotter acid and talking to me. Tripped me the fuck out. I also kept on thinking that all the muppets were trying to escape from the show for some reason even though none of the episodes were anything along those lines.

The Fraggle Rock episodes were the craziest though while frying. The trash heap talking blew my fucking mind.



Both shows were dope to watch while tripping though.
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haha, never knew you did any tripping....that explains the taste in art...haha
remember the daytona 500 video by wu tang? the part where it gots "its the ghost, face, killlaaaaa!!!" this guys like holding his nose and he starts screaming with his tongue waving...wel my boy said he saw worms fly out of the characters mouth..i seen this fool jump back INTO the couch and hide under a blanket.

i had to walk him home. dude was that shaken up. i think it was 2-3 blotter and his first time. good times. atleast for me.

for old times sake:
 
Nuttkase

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Gas One said:
haha, never knew you did any tripping....that explains the taste in art...haha
remember the daytona 500 video by wu tang? the part where it gots "its the ghost, face, killlaaaaa!!!" this guys like holding his nose and he starts screaming with his tongue waving...wel my boy said he saw worms fly out of the characters mouth..i seen this fool jump back INTO the couch and hide under a blanket.

i had to walk him home. dude was that shaken up. i think it was 2-3 blotter and his first time. good times. atleast for me.

for old times sake:
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Man, from the age of 15 to like 21 or so I use to drop acid and take mushrooms all the time. I couldn't even tell you how many times I've done each if I wanted to. One of my best freinds who was a few years older then me use to bring up sheets of gel tabs from Oregon from when I was like 16 to about 20. I use to get those for free and shrooms for free too. We use to eat eights or more of cubensises like it was nothing on the weekends.

I never had a "bad trip" but I have seen some shit that wasn't too cool that I really don't wanna think about lol.

My favorite drugs back in the day were always weed, opium, mushrooms, and gold dutch boy spray paint.

...and I wonder why I have anxiety problems these days lol.
 
Gas One

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lol, straight gold dutch spray paint. yeah, great thing about mushrooms is i end up laughing for 4 hours straight.

shit...ive had one psychedelic related bad trip... caused by listening to music and watching tv at the same time..not a smart idea on 3 geltabs..i also saw a tree morph into yoda of star was that day. lsd was the shit, but not no more. too long of a trip.

i still eat mushrooms though, but i eat half grams or so. something i can drink a beer to and not get wigged out.
 
Nuttkase

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I think the last time I took any psychedelics I was about 24 or so and it was mushrooms. I actually didn't trip that hard or have a bad one at all but decided that my psychedelic days were over for some reason or other. Haven't touched them or even thought about it since.

Oh man, I was so into spookin' gold dutch boy, whip its, nitrous oxide, and compresed air back in the day. Seriously doing that shit is one of the craziest feelings your body can have. You'd hear a sound like a slowed down helicopter and have that warm euphoria feeling rush over you and see shit move in slow motion or broken movement. We use shoplift stores of cans of spray paint and socks lol.

Somtimes I miss doing that shit but you can't be 28 and getting high off of spray paint unless you got major problems lol.

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This thread has officially been jacked by stories of drug use.
 
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