He held my ass cheeks as she stuck it in....

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Defy

Defy

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and no, I'm not describing dana, freaks, & boeg's odd love triangle





.....yeah, I had a little visit to highland hospital the other day, I found out I had a "Thrombosed Hemerroid" all bad. when people talk about someone being a pain in their ass, they obviously hadn't had these. the shit was hurting to walk, and lets not even talk about shitting. well, since I knew I was going to highland, I rolled 3 blunts, smoked one as I'm rolling the second two, and half of one on the way there...I ended up seeing my potna from high school....I told him I had knee problems till he said "I ain't gonna lie, I fucked this bitch not too long ago & now I got a rash on my ass" so I didn't feel as bad about my shit. they ended up having to stick a needle into my ass 3 times! :( that shit hella hurt! then they cut it to let the blood clot out. I walked outside and burned my last blunt as I waited on my potna...funny, as we went to go burn we're all talking about the dr & they were saying they gave him a test were they had to stick a q-tip up his dick. :eek: that ain't even coo!

I gotta go back for some codiene & some other shit today since they closed the pharmacy last night. lemme get to rolling...
 
Arson

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Highland is the spot, but im suprised they didnt tell you to walk it off, there emegency room looks like m.a.s.h.
 
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well, its not like I'm bout to walk up to the homies, pull out a blunt, light it, and be like, "well (inhale, inhale) last night this dood was holding my ass cheeks while this chick stuck a needle in my ass (inhale, inhale) 3 TIMES! (COUGH COUGH COUGH, inhale, inhale) my ass has been hella bleeding"

uh...no....I'm coo....I thought this was a funny situation....especially seeing a dood from my high school and chopping it up about the shit that he had....but its not really blunt conversation.
 
Defy

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Mr Arson said:
Highland is the spot, but im suprised they didnt tell you to walk it off, there emegency room looks like m.a.s.h.
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yeah, there was no DJ Unk'n it that day, they didn't have me walk it out....there actually weren't that many people in highland.....it only took like 5 or 6 hours...
 
Defy

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kayvee said:
i dont think its a siccness conversation either. lol

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I figured it was with all the shitting threads there are here





and kids, prevent hemerroids, be sure to make fiber a big part of your diet!
 
Defy

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well, I thought the thread title was funny and a funny situation. the siccness is my therapist that I don't gotta pay for....
 
Gas One

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for real.

the thread title still got me like, wtf?

theres seriously like no way you wouldnt double guess that thread title.

let alone the fact that it has four periods at the end...which to me signifies some sort of thought...

well fuck ...uhhh basically...im like glad a man has never spread my ass cheeks. i wanna go to my death bed with that.

(leaves thread.)
 
Defy

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I wasn't gonna tell the story....then I thought of the title and started hella laughing (I was loaded) so I decided to post the shit.....at least I didn't post pictures :confused:
 
Gas One

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wow. yeah, please dont.

for the sake of all thats good.

edit: and they gave you pictures? wtf?
why would you want pictures of your own ass on an operating table?

are the doctors smiling with thumbs up on the pic?
and who was the sick fuck like "lemme take a picture of this ass......yknow for ...uh....medical purposes..."

sounds like a lawsuit my dude.
 
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