have you terrorized your teachers?

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Apr 25, 2002
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man i had a teacher he'd give us all this work everyday then sit down and eat in front of us.we'd be all hungry before lunch and he would'nt bring anything to share.

one time before class he'd always bring in coffee and he leave it on his desk.

well one of my friends was in there and he started putting all kinds of staples in his coffee.

damn that shit was funny.my teacher tried to be all low pro for a while then he said he had an idea of who did it.

that fool din know lol!
 
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I once super glued a substitutes ass to her seat. She was a lil mad. So was my mother, who proceeded to whoop my ass when I got home.
 
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Tooper said:
man i had a teacher he'd give us all this work everyday then sit down and eat in front of us.we'd be all hungry before lunch and he would'nt bring anything to share.
Man I hate that shit, I had a teacher that wouldn't let us drink in class cause she didn't want anyone to spill it on the carpet, but she would sit there and drink her pepsi right in front of us.

And then I had a math teacher that would chew gum but when he saw anyone else doin it he be like, "You know gum isn't allowed on campus! Go spit it out!"
 
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Tooper said:
haha, brought bak the memory of my english teacher... .some student in my class distracted her while another put acid in her coffee... .she fliped out... .not sure how she even knew, but the whole class was on look out... .

winter was a good time also... .lol... .always sneakin a peak though the door and hittin her with snowballs... .many shots to the head!!! haha
 

EDJ

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May 3, 2002
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I WAS ALWAYS NASTY TO THE FEMALE TEACHERS. ASKIN' THEM WHAT AN ORgASM WAS WITH A STRAIgHT FACE. OTHA THAN THAT, I NEVA gOT VIOLENT WITH THEM OR PLAYED TRIKS ON THEM. I WAS gOOD CHILD.
 
May 3, 2002
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terrorizing teachers is some fucked up shit... teachers disrespecting students and treating them the way society portrays a parent/children relationship is fucked up shit, too...

one time when i was in the 9th grade and ignorant, i was looking at some project another class was looking at and i guess the teacher didn't like me looking at it, so he asked me to sit down and i wouldn't... so he grabbed me by my shouder/neck area and told me to sit down and i proceeded to give him a push then he called security to have me "escorted"...
also, not too long ago when i was going to city college, i had a teacher who had a fat booty trying to get at me... she would sit next to me, get real close and ask me for my opinion on a certain thing and just sit there and stare at me... in front of the class, too! she'd also do shit like rub my back while i was leaving and say shit like "bye, carlos" in a sexy, low voice. i never got the courage to make a move, and i hope it'll come back up when i return...
(note: names have been changed to protect the innocent)
 
May 21, 2002
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^ I had a teacher like that too, Mrs. Corzine, my english teacher at Kennedy High in Sacto. My g/f was in the same class and folks always teased her that ol' Mrs. C was gonna pull me away from her. Bwhahahahahaha! I shoulda hit that.
 

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I was a good kid to my teachers b/c my dad would have beat my ass if I ever acted a fool in school. Mexican parents don't play when U are bad in school (at least my pops didn't).

But my BF and his class made their science teacher have a nervous breakdown! They set fire to the lab, but made it look like a lab "accident" they would throw chalk at him, just be bad asses. It was so bad that he stoped teaching 8th grade science. Poor Mr. Levy! SLZ rocks!!!:classic:
 
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one of my teachers and me were like worst enemies i would mug the shit outa him through the hallways and hed mug me and shit wed always be talkin shit in class, and shit never friendly, but i guess he was coo cuzz he wouldnt back down to me, or just give me some detention or whatnot hed just talk like i did
 
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had this one teacher that was a head case i think she was a burnout from the 60s too much acid. we fucced with her hard core, threw books out the window, when she came to the back of the class we would play too short and ask her if she knew what he was talking about. always swore at her then pertended like she was hearing things. i miss that class so much, sneek out and go home and take bong rips and then come back and play it off like we had been there the whole time. the coup de' ta was when she did grades she would go over them individually with her and u could punk her out for a better grade. inner city public high school was a trip to say the least.
 
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I CLOWN CERTAINT TEACHERS , ME N MY WHOLE CLASS CLOWN MR. RASHEED AKA MR RAW-CHEESE, HE TEACHES REACH SO WE GOT ALL THESE GAY ASS SUBJECTS, HELLA FOOS BE DRAWING PICHURES OF THAT FOO WIT A CRACK PIPE IN HIS HAND AND OVER DO HIS BIG ASS BUCK TEETH , ILL CALL HIM URCAL. OTHER CLASSES LIKE MY MATH CLASS ME SHRAIDER, ALL WE DO IS TALK AND CLOWN ON OTHER KIDS , HE GETS MAD AT OTHER KIDS FOR LAUGHIN AT OUR JOKES , SHIT FUNNY
 
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man i remember having this one teacher...wow she was dumb, she moved here from like Belgium or somethin...I was a smart ass kid but never displayed it in school cus i didn't give a fuck...but anyway we'd be reading a book in class right, and she'd ask everyone an opinion, and i'd throw at all these big words with the quickness that she didn't even know AND sHE WAS THE TEACHER, and she'd start stuttering and sweating and would have to sit down and take a pill out her purse, shit was crazy, i thought she would literally pass out everytime lmao

i did some REAL BAD SHIT but that's left undiscussed
 
Jun 11, 2002
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my 7th grade core teacher was hella dumb. peep this, this one friday she decided to give us a free day and she was askin the class what movie we wanted to see, and that was when Friday had just came out on video so everyone requested that, but that shits rated R so she brought in Tommy Boy. Well like 15 minutes into class she bounces out the room and my homeboy had brought Friday from home. So we popped tommy boy out and put friday in. She comes back to the class and sits in her chair and starts lookin through papers and shit. 5 minutes later she finally hears all the cussin and shit, so she gets up and looks at the TV and says "God, I didn't know this movie had so much swearing in it" then she leaves the movie in and went back to her desk cuz she thought it was still Tommy Boy.