Have you ever......
- Thread starter Sergeant Hustle
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Oh damn, good one Srgt!
At my old job I had to work w/ this crazy bitch that I couldn't stand. I worked at a head shop in Berkeley right on Telegraph Ave, and for those of U that don't know, that area is crazy people central. This girl would go and blow N20 on her break, after work and come back tripping!! Nothing I can't stand more than people who can't handle their high (and it was N20 not weed or some hard stuff like coke). She would come back and just be NOIDED!! I already have to deal w/ crazy customers I don't need it behind the counter too.
One day I after we closed shop I found her going through my bag in the back of the store. I must have pounced on her like "What the fuck are U doing?" She was still having the N20 in her hand and I had to tell her to exhale! She tells me she's in my bag b/c the cops are on their way and she know I have weed on me. And I was like what? Home girl was really trying to flush my shit down the toilet!!! First off no cops were coming and hell nah, don't touch my herb. So I tried to talk calmly to her and mid sentence she slaps me. Needless to say it was on like Donkey Kong. One of the last altercations I've been in, but it sure was fulfilling! We fired her that night and I had her call her parents and tell them she NEEDED to come home. :dead:
At my old job I had to work w/ this crazy bitch that I couldn't stand. I worked at a head shop in Berkeley right on Telegraph Ave, and for those of U that don't know, that area is crazy people central. This girl would go and blow N20 on her break, after work and come back tripping!! Nothing I can't stand more than people who can't handle their high (and it was N20 not weed or some hard stuff like coke). She would come back and just be NOIDED!! I already have to deal w/ crazy customers I don't need it behind the counter too.
One day I after we closed shop I found her going through my bag in the back of the store. I must have pounced on her like "What the fuck are U doing?" She was still having the N20 in her hand and I had to tell her to exhale! She tells me she's in my bag b/c the cops are on their way and she know I have weed on me. And I was like what? Home girl was really trying to flush my shit down the toilet!!! First off no cops were coming and hell nah, don't touch my herb. So I tried to talk calmly to her and mid sentence she slaps me. Needless to say it was on like Donkey Kong. One of the last altercations I've been in, but it sure was fulfilling! We fired her that night and I had her call her parents and tell them she NEEDED to come home. :dead:
i've felt like that hella times......when the regular dishwasher at my work was gone last week some other guy replaced him....the guy was a fuckin idiot and never shut the fuck up and whenever i went to do something he'd ask where i was going and why i wasn't working....i wanted to beat the shit out of him.....
at my old job....i wanted to smack the fuck out of about 15 people....they were just assholes.
at my old job....i wanted to smack the fuck out of about 15 people....they were just assholes.
THERES THIS CAT PHROM KENYA I THINK AT MY WORK, THIS MUTHAPHUCCA AINT NEVER TRYNA WORK...CUZ HE KNOWS IPH HE'S SLACCIN, THE REST OPH US WILL PICC UP THE PACE TO KEEP ON SCHEDULE. ITS HELLA ANNOYING CUZ THE MANAGERS DONT NOTICE HE AINT DOIN SHIT CUZ THE WORK STILL GETS DONE...I'VE SAID SOMETHING TO HIM BUT HE JUST SHOOK ME OPHH AND KINDA IGNORED ME, I WANNA GO TO A MANAGER BUT I DONT WANNA SOUND LIKE A WHINER, SO I JUS TRY TO DEAL WITH IT...ABA
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When I was going through college I worked in the kitchen. 2 cooks were sitting there talking one of the guys was a corporate chef some guy who's in charge of all these facuilities throughout the US, Canada and Japan. This dude knocked over a gallon of salad dressing while he was talking. looked over to me and said "Clean that up". I told him "i'm not cleaning that, dont ask me". He told me he would have me fired, so I was like fuck this guy and wanted to stomp him. I just told the dude he can go fuck himself, I'm no bodies bitch and he can lick that shit off the floor. So I just walked out and never went back there. But damn I wanted to mash on that guy.
ohhhhhh damn...good topic.....aight, i had a job at this pizza joint a few years back, and this new kid started workin there. i was ther eon his first day i think, and he asked me if i would work for him next sunday. i said ya, IF he cleaned up my pie line that ngith before he leaves. well, he never cleaned it. i call in tha sunday he wnated me to work (just cause im a good employee n wanted to make sure everything was kosher) and they said i wasnt scheduled to work and the new kid was. next time i show up to work my name aint even on the schedule, so i ask whats up with that....manager says "u didnt coem into work on sunday", (even tho he NEVER went to the manager to have it changed in the schedule book and i was told i wasnt scheduled to work), so i tried explainin that to her but she was just all "sorry, this is yer last day"......and THAT motherfucker was standin behind her SMILIN....i wanted to take my Round Table Pizza shirt and hang tha fucker with it!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! anyways, ya, i would still like to see that kid on the sttreet somewhere....:devious: