have you ever taken a shit that almost stuffed up the toilet but it didn't and you

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Jar

Jar

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were real thankful afterwards? I hate it when the toilet gets stuffed up while you are still in the middle of taking a shit
 
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damn I was just about to post a similar topic, but mines was "have you ever takin a shit and blood came out?". I'm pretty sure it's hemorroids, 75% of men get it sometime in their life according to studies. I've had bleeding from my ass for 4 years, anyone else have similar problems? My older brother just started shittin blood and he was scared as fuck cuz he thinks he might have colon cancer which also is a sign if there's bleeding from shittin. Just wanted to see if anyone else have the same problem.
 
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na, but i shitted so big that it was bigga den a fuccin huge rock...it couldn't go thru when i flush i had to flush bout 30 times
 
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i hate it when i have to take a shit at a girls house and it ends up being the biggest nastiest smelliest shit in the world that jams the toilet like none other. this happened to me once so i tried to flush it once to no avail, and on the second flush, the water kept rising and rising and ended up spilling out, while my dumbass with my pants around my ankles is workin that shit with a plunger. the water ended up spillin all over this bitches bathroom and leaked out into the hallway with shit everwhere. the funny thing was that i didnt give afuck and blamed it on her nephew. shit particles was floatin in this breezys livinroom!!! and fuck it i still got head that night.
 
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carlos said:
na, but i shitted so big that it was bigga den a fuccin huge rock...it couldn't go thru when i flush i had to flush bout 30 times
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LOL! that happened to me today. My rocks finally went down after about 60 flushes. Thank God! :cool:
 
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TonyG said:
i hate it when i have to take a shit at a girls house and it ends up being the biggest nastiest smelliest shit in the world that jams the toilet like none other. this happened to me once so i tried to flush it once to no avail, and on the second flush, the water kept rising and rising and ended up spilling out, while my dumbass with my pants around my ankles is workin that shit with a plunger. the water ended up spillin all over this bitches bathroom and leaked out into the hallway with shit everwhere. the funny thing was that i didnt give afuck and blamed it on her nephew. shit particles was floatin in this breezys livinroom!!! and fuck it i still got head that night.
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LMAO! :beard:
 
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TonyG said:
i hate it when i have to take a shit at a girls house and it ends up being the biggest nastiest smelliest shit in the world that jams the toilet like none other. this happened to me once so i tried to flush it once to no avail, and on the second flush, the water kept rising and rising and ended up spilling out, while my dumbass with my pants around my ankles is workin that shit with a plunger. the water ended up spillin all over this bitches bathroom and leaked out into the hallway with shit everwhere. the funny thing was that i didnt give afuck and blamed it on her nephew. shit particles was floatin in this breezys livinroom!!! and fuck it i still got head that night.
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This is by far the funniest shit I have read all night tonight! I can't stop fucking laughing!
 
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.Nicoya510::

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i hate it when you be crapping rainbow poo, like when i take these green vitamins, i take GREEN shits, some times BLUE shits appear, and RED blood be making my poop look red, and one time, i took a shit and there was corn and veggies in there so it was like a YELLOW/ORANGE shit.
 
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Mean Mugg said:
damn I was just about to post a similar topic, but mines was "have you ever takin a shit and blood came out?". I'm pretty sure it's hemorroids, 75% of men get it sometime in their life according to studies. I've had bleeding from my ass for 4 years, anyone else have similar problems? My older brother just started shittin blood and he was scared as fuck cuz he thinks he might have colon cancer which also is a sign if there's bleeding from shittin. Just wanted to see if anyone else have the same problem.
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this shit has happened to me on and off for the last 4 years too. Sometimes I get worried and wonder if it is cancer, but I figure it has been so long I would have died or it would have at least gotten worse by now. It probably is hemorroids but I am too embarassed to go to the store and buy preperation H.
 
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yall crazy.....but yea im happy when it looks like its gona block up then it goes down.....i flush a few more times so it goes down fa sho
 
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TonyG said:
i hate it when i have to take a shit at a girls house and it ends up being the biggest nastiest smelliest shit in the world that jams the toilet like none other. this happened to me once so i tried to flush it once to no avail, and on the second flush, the water kept rising and rising and ended up spilling out, while my dumbass with my pants around my ankles is workin that shit with a plunger. the water ended up spillin all over this bitches bathroom and leaked out into the hallway with shit everwhere. the funny thing was that i didnt give afuck and blamed it on her nephew. shit particles was floatin in this breezys livinroom!!! and fuck it i still got head that night.
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AHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHDGHJHJKSF AAAAH MAN THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEARD!! SOME DUMB N DUMBER TYPA SHIT LMFAO!!!! DAMN TONYG YOU'RE A FOO!!
 
Chevy Man

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does the color of your shit mean somethin?? like is a brown shit a healthy shit?? and if itz alwayz green or somethin does it mean your not gettin enough of somethin or is it that you juss ate sometthin wrong?? how come some shits burn like a muthafucker??!!!
 
Mean Mugg

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bayGIANTS said:
this shit has happened to me on and off for the last 4 years too. Sometimes I get worried and wonder if it is cancer, but I figure it has been so long I would have died or it would have at least gotten worse by now. It probably is hemorroids but I am too embarassed to go to the store and buy preperation H.
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Whew, I'm glad to see that someone else has it. Have your momma buy the prep h ;) It happens to me off and on also, but it's pretty consistent w/ the blood. I take fibercon pills to help or drink metamucil.
 
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