You know where you are letting out the biggest terd of your life. And then you look into the toilet only to find your greatest achievement for the day is not in there. Completely disappeared! Then you're pissed off because you want to see how big the giant Mr. Hankey is. You are tempted to go get the salad thongs out of the kitchen and fish the terd out of the hole so you can see it. Have you ever taken a ghost shit?