Have you ever pulled a muscle...

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May 2, 2002
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from sneezing?

seriously.. I just pulled a muscle in my upper back/neck area. Hurts like all hell, I felt chills n shit when I sneezed. the kind you feel when you gotta shit really bad and you get cold and clamy
 
Jan 14, 2006
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i hate those cramps you get in your jaw when youopen your mouth too wide and then it seems like you cant close your mouth.....thats happened many many times to me.......most of the times it keeps on hurting for a couple of days
 
Aug 18, 2003
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1 of my boy's broke a rib a couple months ago from sneezing. I thought he was just fuckin around when he did it but it ended up being pretty serious, but it was still funny as fuck.
 
Dec 19, 2005
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skoooolin said:
yeah dood...i was once bench pressing more then my body can handle cuz i

thought i could do it..cuz i was getting cocky...and ended up pullin some

shoulder joint and the bar began to fall on me but my boy helped me

out...dammn now that shit felt wack...i was like that for 2 months..
lol what does that have to do with sneezing?
 

AlcoholicLoser

I drink a lot of beer
Jun 3, 2002
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yea this happened to me about a year ago. cuz i use to sneeze so violently that everytime id get a bloody nose and everyone would laugh at me n shit. but anyways, i was layin in bed on my back and sneezed hella hard and pulled a muscle in my lower back...

but to this day, every time i cough i still get this pain where i pulled the muscle, this makin it hard to smoke bud cuz i cough just about every hit i take. shit fuckin drops me to my knees lol no joke.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Ricky530Furl said:
i hate those cramps you get in your jaw when youopen your mouth too wide and then it seems like you cant close your mouth.....thats happened many many times to me.......most of the times it keeps on hurting for a couple of days
^yeah that is some shooting pain. that happens every now and then.

my boy threw out his back taking a bong rip and coughing too hard afterward. that seems to occur more often than not when a person is cold at the same time. when you are cold your muscles are tense to begin with.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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mattjoke said:
didnt sammy sosa injure himself sneezing
I hella clowned him for that shit, but last year it happened to me. I sneeze hella hard/loud. For two days I was fucked up. I was done. I couldn't do shit. It hurt to do anything.
 
Mar 16, 2005
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It didn't happen sneezing but after I had sex with 8..yes count them 8 women all stacked like pancakes. It would have been 12 but the other 3 didn;t get there's because right after # 8 I pulled a muscle. Damn