Have you ever had a day when you had nothin you need....

[mustynutz]

It's a Friday night, and I ain't got no ass
No car, no brew, no get high stash
I done watched every movie in the house
And my Blockbuster bill is like eighty bucks, so that plan's out
I done went through the phone book from front to back
From new hoes to three year ago old school rats
And I'm banned from all the clubs cuz I don't tip the door niggas
Look like, you eatin' three-hundred pound, six four niggas
Plus, I don't wear suits to boogie in
I wear dope dealer shits that I can get some pussy in
My niggas is down to ride, but I'm tired of seein' them
Swear I need me a muthafuckin' real girlfriend
But that's out of the question, cuz I treat 'em like shit
Take they cash, take they car, make 'em fuck the whole clique
Damn! I realized I'm just burnin' my bridges
And my dick feelin' good rubbin' up against my britches


Have you ever had a day you had nothin' you need?
No ass, no cash, no drank, and no weed?
And all the hoes you could've fucked you told to back off?
It's lookin' like to me it's time to jack off


Now that I done let one go, I'm thinkin' sane now
I can cope with my life bein' dull, boring, and plain now
But lately, I find myself beatin' more often
If every nut was year off my life, for me it's coffins
If it's true what they say, I'm goin' blind right now
My palms is growin' hair, I'm thinkin' porn right now
If it was a whole band here, I'd be a horn right now
If it's a party over there, I'd be scorin' right now


See I'm alone in my room, and I'm about to jack off
Imaginin' a bad bitch givin' me some good boss
See at the present time, I ain't got no ass
Wanna get high first, but I got no weed, no hash
Strolled to the ATM and said "I'm out of cash!"
Then on the way home, I ran out of gas
Now I gotta walk 12 blocks, plus it's hot
And to make it even worse, a nigga dick on rock


Finally get back to the house in a broken sweat
Turn on the TV, everything provokin' sex
I can't believe today, can't believe my luck
Can't believe I can't find one hoe to fuck!
Can't believe I left the house and got stuck
Can't believe I can't afford a tow truck
And you know what? Waitin' for a bitch I'm goin' loco
Don't even know if one comin', I only got a hopeful
Time to go ahead and put my first plan in motion
Go and get my towel, go and get my lotion
Turn on the porn tape, then I get to strokin'
Wish I was the cat, that this bitch was deep throatin'

 

[mustynutz]

know I shouldn't do this but i can't help it
I'm a fiend lotion and magazines is what I'm left with
I step without my pride to the toilet and lace my palm
With honey and almond
But suddenly the phone rings and its Kb
Pussy just came through some for him and some for me
Hell yeah I'll be there to help you fuck 'em
Get 'em drunk get 'em high pull they titties out and suck 'em

Don't rush 'em
We bout to fuck these hoes man no question
Just bring your ass on because they already buzzin
And lovin, my hospitality I put it down
I got a quarter pound of weed and a big thang of crown
Shit my dick hard now, just lookin at these bitches
With these big soft asses and these nice round titties
While you gigglin you best a hurry your ass the fuck
I'm bout one second away from cranking this fuck fest up

Man, just let 'em know I'm coming in bout 25 minutes
And get they pussy ready cause I'm finna to dive in it
I hear 'em talkin loud in the background, hollin
Tell 'em don't get too drunk and keep they pussy lips smilin

These hoes wildin, but still I got 'em under control
Impatiently waitin for some dick thats swole
And just some horny ass bitches that love to fuck
Tellin me how they suck dick and swallow the nutt (they gobble it up)
I thought I told you about one of them hoes
I put my foot inside her pussy and took it out and suck my toes
Yo, don't forget to stop and get some fuckin duncoms, condoms
Forget them nigga we got a problem
[Devin]
That ain't no problem man, you know we must cover our bones
Zoom zoom bust in the room get bout two and I'm gone
And as soon as I get there I'm gonna spit some game to her
Get the pussy so quick you think I already knew her

Finally, at last Devin showed up
And the first thing this muthafucka said was......

"Whaaaat the fuck... is this thick neck big bitch here
Man I should a bought a 16 ounce beer "

Say big hous, you fucked over me dawg I thought we was cool
How in the hell we gonna get these two big bitches in the pool

Ha Ha Ha, you fool, stop trippin and just take your clothes off
Cause all pussy feel the same when the lights go off

Man thats too much pork
For just one fork
And I'll pass
You can't even tell the difference between the stomach and they ass
Stretch marks on they titties like a road map
Hoe slapped, on some maybeline
But she keep her navel clean
And at least these hgoes big and cute not big and fucked up
You done fucked a skinny ugly ass hoe so nigga whats up
Don't give a fuck if you fuck these broads nobody knows
So just drank and smoke this dank and lets fuck these hoes

No need for rest haven these hoes
Lets, show 'em what they pussy made for
Lets me and you lay in these hoes
And, show 'em what they pussy made for
No need for us saving these hoes
Lets, show 'em what they pussy made for
Lets leave without payin these hoes
And show 'em what they pussy made for

 

[Stealth]

If every nut was year off my life, for me it's coffins

If that was true, we all would have died within a month of hitting puberty, haha.

Nice shit as always - original concept and meaning, fresh thoughts.

 

[BETO916]

for a while...I thought you and devin were the same person...your poetry is very vivid...good shit Musty Hughes

 

[Mac Jesus]

good lawd that's a lot of draaaank. This song was classic. Family affair was the shit too.