Has anyone been tested for STDs????

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tyson

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Im about to go get tested becuase I have never been tested before. does anyone know what they do? what are the procedures and stuff like that are.
 
Aug 26, 2002
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^^^basically..

its about 5 inches long..
Yes homie...U will bleed from ur dick..so be prepared..
its not easy..

....then they take a intrument...(a midget golf club basically)..
and they tap ur nuts....with it...about 4-5 times...
....this is to see...if ur Nuts have lost feeling at all..
...the bruisin this causes...doesnt go away for about 2 weeks..
...so i hope u aint plannin on having sex anytime soon..

goodluck mayne..

5000
 
May 4, 2002
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LMMFAO @ DANA...
THEY STICK A LIL BITTY Q-TIP IN YO PEE HOLE IT JUS FEELS WEIRD AS HELL FUCKIN SUCX BUT ITS WORTH IT TO KNOW IF YOU GOT SUMTHIN AND TO TEST FOR SYPHILLIS AND AIDS THEY TAKE BLOOD ...NOT FROM YOUR DICK DONT LISTEN TO THESE FOOLS... THEY TRYINNA SCARE YOU N SHIT...
 
Jun 27, 2002
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yeah huge q-tip down ya dick for a minute...then twisted and ripped out....sometimes they need in take a sample of ya ballsack fluid and they extract it straight from ya nuts with a needle...kinda hurts, but only for a second or two.
 

Meelo

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WTF? all they do is make u pee in a cup or take your blood, depends on what your tryna get tested for, u should just get tested for everything just to be safe, thats what i did and all they did is what i just said, and for the aids shit they just put a cotton swab thing in your mouth for like 2 minutes, its nothin. they aint never put shit in my dick
 
Nov 7, 2002
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MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT THE BEST WAY TO FIND ANYTHING IN YOURSYSTEM IS FOR HIM TO BEND ME OVER AND RUB MY BALLS SEE YOU GOTTA GET WHAT EVER IS IN YOUR NUTSACK TO MOVE AROUND SO WHEN THAT NEEDLE GOES IN IT WILL GET IT,..SO I'M STANDING THERE LIKE A COP IS PATTING ME DOWN AND HE STARTS TO RUB MY BALLS,...I'M THINKING MAN,...IS THIS LEGAL,.....HE ASK THAT I COME BACK 3 TIMES A WEEK SO HE CAN DO THE SAME THING EVERYTIME,....THAT WAS 4 MONTHS AGO,...AND HE HAS YET TO TELL ME IF THE RESULTS CAME BACK,...BUT HE HAS BEEN BUYING ME GIFTS EVERYTIME I SHOW UP,.....SO,...I THINK IT'S LEGAL
 
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I get tested every 6 months for safety reasons. I even got tested while I was dating a guy who'd never been with anyone before me, because I can't trust anyone's word 100% on that issue. People lie. So I've been clean for years. It's just a piss sample and some blood, and I got a pap smear which is only for women. So don't worry. They won't smear your pap.
 
Aug 9, 2002
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tyson said:
WTF? a Q-tip in my dicc? I aint doin that shit. but I will take blood. how long does it take for results?

LOL!...It aint no joke, they really do put sum q-tip looking thing inside your dick...if you dont believe us then just wait till they do it to you......
 
Jun 15, 2005
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...I've done it a couple of times and this shit is no joke...when you see that q-tip, you just gotta man up and take it...they put that shit about 1.5 inches in your dick and it stings like hell...