Happy Birthday Goodfella..!!
- Thread starter KALYN
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orale enrique...i hope chu had a good birpdey doot...i heard chu were hungober da next dey....
Naw man i didnt have any net access unitl gettin to work n shit....but i hope ya birthday was as good as it sounded, i owe ya one so lets hook up soon fucker, since your dumb ass is finally turning 18 and shit...ooops let the cat out the bag...yeah goodfella been on here since he was about 15, and even at 15 the kid could do 260 mg of oxy and still go jogging...hes a real pharmaceutical professional, this guys blood type is O-piate.
yeah goodfellas one of the few people i can vouch for in this world as being a stand up guy...ID SHIT MY PANTS FOR YOU MAN....me and this cat have been on some interesting excursions together...from wild tequila induced romps in mansions to drunken ramblings with two girls in a tub in reno hotel, coked out new years nights getting lost trying to find the worlds most hidden parking garage..endless cannabis club hops...." have you guys seen a redhead here...." ......April 15th was a helluva night man....lol...,man i lost track of how many hungover next days i cursed this fucker out in my head and swore i would never drink again......man them bart rides back homes were torture when ya hungover...Warning.... Hennessy Privelege and Cazadores Tequila do not mix well....riding ATV's drunk as hell in a house with a pig that sleeps on a futon,bwhahahahaaaaa....yes its true.....the same guy that hooked me up wit my current gf...always been a good friend....yeah that fucker....the drugged out blast we had at the shootin range...synthetic heroin and handguns mix well....man your a fuckin trooper for makin the drive back from reno dogg....i was sooo fuckin hungover, man...i yakked on the casino floor...lol @ your ass almost jumpin out the fuckin window....or you slamming into the fuckin wall tryin to WWF some shit off the bed....... bwhahaahahahahahah
yeah i'd say this Enrique dude is cool.....
and if your ever in reno....NEVER ORDER A DRINK CASLLED THE ASSKICKER....because you'll only wanna kick your own ass for ordering such a shittin drink that ice and lime juice....unless your have a drunk hungarian blond with an attitude about her liquor there to argue for 15 minutes to get more tequila in the drinks...yeah she did that....
I mean yeah maybe he stole my visa ONCE...DRINKS HIS OWN PISS..pawned the watch he stole from me for crack...fucked my sister and gave her crabs, is secretly sleepin with my ex girlfriend and got her pregnant and tells girls he's Smoov-E to get mor eplay....hes alright.....i mean....I would trust him around anything valuable, but yeah...hes cool....you just cant leave him around kids...or a phone that doesnt have a 900# block.....or your medicine cabinet....or the change in your ashtray...did i mention he drinks his own piss
yeah ole enrique is a real character....finally turning 18 huh fucker.....maybe now you can buy all that gay porn yourself instead of having to hang out on the corner and ask people to buy it for you....
bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
happy birthday fucker...hope ya had a good one, hope ya still alive...
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Naw man i didnt have any net access unitl gettin to work n shit....but i hope ya birthday was as good as it sounded, i owe ya one so lets hook up soon fucker, since your dumb ass is finally turning 18 and shit...ooops let the cat out the bag...yeah goodfella been on here since he was about 15, and even at 15 the kid could do 260 mg of oxy and still go jogging...hes a real pharmaceutical professional, this guys blood type is O-piate.
yeah goodfellas one of the few people i can vouch for in this world as being a stand up guy...ID SHIT MY PANTS FOR YOU MAN....me and this cat have been on some interesting excursions together...from wild tequila induced romps in mansions to drunken ramblings with two girls in a tub in reno hotel, coked out new years nights getting lost trying to find the worlds most hidden parking garage..endless cannabis club hops...." have you guys seen a redhead here...." ......April 15th was a helluva night man....lol...,man i lost track of how many hungover next days i cursed this fucker out in my head and swore i would never drink again......man them bart rides back homes were torture when ya hungover...Warning.... Hennessy Privelege and Cazadores Tequila do not mix well....riding ATV's drunk as hell in a house with a pig that sleeps on a futon,bwhahahahaaaaa....yes its true.....the same guy that hooked me up wit my current gf...always been a good friend....yeah that fucker....the drugged out blast we had at the shootin range...synthetic heroin and handguns mix well....man your a fuckin trooper for makin the drive back from reno dogg....i was sooo fuckin hungover, man...i yakked on the casino floor...lol @ your ass almost jumpin out the fuckin window....or you slamming into the fuckin wall tryin to WWF some shit off the bed....... bwhahaahahahahahah
yeah i'd say this Enrique dude is cool.....
and if your ever in reno....NEVER ORDER A DRINK CASLLED THE ASSKICKER....because you'll only wanna kick your own ass for ordering such a shittin drink that ice and lime juice....unless your have a drunk hungarian blond with an attitude about her liquor there to argue for 15 minutes to get more tequila in the drinks...yeah she did that....
I mean yeah maybe he stole my visa ONCE...DRINKS HIS OWN PISS..pawned the watch he stole from me for crack...fucked my sister and gave her crabs, is secretly sleepin with my ex girlfriend and got her pregnant and tells girls he's Smoov-E to get mor eplay....hes alright.....i mean....I would trust him around anything valuable, but yeah...hes cool....you just cant leave him around kids...or a phone that doesnt have a 900# block.....or your medicine cabinet....or the change in your ashtray...did i mention he drinks his own piss
yeah ole enrique is a real character....finally turning 18 huh fucker.....maybe now you can buy all that gay porn yourself instead of having to hang out on the corner and ask people to buy it for you....
bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
happy birthday fucker...hope ya had a good one, hope ya still alive...
this roast brought to in part by
MUSTYNUTZ LLC...
