ok so im at a party the other day. i go to the fridge to grab a beer and this fine ass drunk bitch just runs up on me grabbin my ass and tryin to hump me and she's like "u like it from the back"? and im like wtf... so im like i like it the other way around, i grab her ass and she stumbles off
ok so now everybody goes outside, and the cops arrive. then i see the same drunk ass bitch go over to the gate she's like "im gonna go talk to these cops". so i grab her by the shoulder and im like "yo i dont think u should do taht".
So then her boyfriend walks up some tall ass white dude he's like "yo why u touchin my girl's ass, and im like naww it aint like that and tell him tha story and shit... but dude is trippin still, talkin about some bullshit. but i said yo i just dont want the party to get wrecked. my nigga is at my side (know that we were some of the only niggas at this party) and we weere ready 2 bank on this fool... but he just backed up he didnt want none. i started laughing and he came back like WTF but then i made him leave again
then later that night, this fool is startin shit with everybody, i told this dude "yo this nigga is trippin off everybody, so dont even sock him up just let it go". so later his girl is on the couch and hes standing up just talkin shit to each other. then this bitch is like "you got a small ass dick and you dont please me" and everybodys laughing. next thing u know dude is just layin on top of her choking her ass out lol shit was crazy. we left and my boy was hella drunk and jumped the pool fence, and there was only 1 bitch and 1 dude, im like "nigga he gonna be pissed cuz u tryna steal his girl" dumb ass nigga lol
but yea i know somebody feel me on this topic. if u bring a bitch to a party u better keep a eye on her. if shes hella drunk jockin hella niggas then get mad at HER dont trip off some innocent dude, u feel? how the fuck do i know a bitch got a boyfriend with her? p.s. i made out with a bitch at dat party and then i seen her with her man like 10 minutes later lol
ok so now everybody goes outside, and the cops arrive. then i see the same drunk ass bitch go over to the gate she's like "im gonna go talk to these cops". so i grab her by the shoulder and im like "yo i dont think u should do taht".
So then her boyfriend walks up some tall ass white dude he's like "yo why u touchin my girl's ass, and im like naww it aint like that and tell him tha story and shit... but dude is trippin still, talkin about some bullshit. but i said yo i just dont want the party to get wrecked. my nigga is at my side (know that we were some of the only niggas at this party) and we weere ready 2 bank on this fool... but he just backed up he didnt want none. i started laughing and he came back like WTF but then i made him leave again
then later that night, this fool is startin shit with everybody, i told this dude "yo this nigga is trippin off everybody, so dont even sock him up just let it go". so later his girl is on the couch and hes standing up just talkin shit to each other. then this bitch is like "you got a small ass dick and you dont please me" and everybodys laughing. next thing u know dude is just layin on top of her choking her ass out lol shit was crazy. we left and my boy was hella drunk and jumped the pool fence, and there was only 1 bitch and 1 dude, im like "nigga he gonna be pissed cuz u tryna steal his girl" dumb ass nigga lol
but yea i know somebody feel me on this topic. if u bring a bitch to a party u better keep a eye on her. if shes hella drunk jockin hella niggas then get mad at HER dont trip off some innocent dude, u feel? how the fuck do i know a bitch got a boyfriend with her? p.s. i made out with a bitch at dat party and then i seen her with her man like 10 minutes later lol
