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MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Apr 25, 2002
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Dont forget sperm banks pay for your spunk! They give you cash for jerking off and even provide a room with porn for you! I dont know how much, but if its 5 dollars per each nut busted, thats like 20 bucks a day for me. That equals 140 dollars a week! Think about that next time you let that precious pearly potion run down the shower drain.
 
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BIG J

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Apr 26, 2002
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I've checked into that info. you have to have a degree. I'm not sure which ones they require though. This is True, as I've checked into it personally. I'd be curious to do it just to find out what my sperm count is from years of smokin' dank.
 
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sav-man

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Feb 19, 2003
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BIG J said:
I've checked into that info. you have to have a degree. I'm not sure which ones they require though. This is True, as I've checked into it personally. I'd be curious to do it just to find out what my sperm count is from years of smokin' dank.
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What do you have to have a degree in?
 
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Toxsick

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Dec 2, 2002
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man..wouldnt it fuck with you knowing your sperm culda been used and you could of goten someone pregnant and had a baby out there..thats weird as hell
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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JUST IMAGINE YA'LL GO WALK IN TO THE SPERM BANK TO DO YA THANG, AND THE FINEST BITCH YOU EVER SEEN WAS WORKIN AT THE COUNTER.......AND YOU THERE TO JACK OFF IN A CUP FOR $5
 
Nightbreed

Nightbreed

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Apr 24, 2003
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^lol

or who knows, maybe 20 years from now you still have enough game or money to pull some fine ass notch. then you marry her and have children. then come to find out...she's the daughter you never knew you had....
 
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