This pass weekend my girlfriend went out of town to visit her folks.I was kinda bored so I stopped over my ex-girlfriend house to talk and mess with her a bit (Sumthin I always did occasionally).We still flirted but still respected the relationship I was in.You know I'm a blunt smoker and so is she.So I sparks up a fatty and we jus chilling smoking reminiscing on the times we use to have.To make a long story short.Pretty soon,we were having unbelievably vein poppin hardcore sex.The next morning,my girl calls me crying & shit.Apparently,while me and my EX was fuckin on the downlow,I must've accidentally hit redial on my cellphone,which was in my pocket,and it called my girlfriend.When she picked up,she say she heard me saying 'Damn baby,I dont know why the hell I left you' and 'ohhhh baby you miss the dick' etc,followed by some moans & groans here & their while I was hitting it.For the sake of me,I swear I couldn't think of a good excuse quick enough.That shit caught me off guard.Well,Ok,Now she broke up with me.Guess you reap what you sow huh
