I can't believe i never took the time to read this thread, fun, interesting and bitching flamers at a minimal, lemme toss a few up.
1.)"they've done studies you know. 60% of the time it works, everytime."
2.)"Victims, aren't we all?"
3.)"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds... that is when the world will end."
4.)"Look man, i aint fallin for no banana in my tailpipe."
5.)"my mother grabbed me once... Once."