Now this is a classic thread props to whoever brung it up.
1. (standing next to a wall) *robot voice* How did he see me?!?
2. This is really weird big house only one phone.
3. Gimme a litre o' cola.
4. Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on
5. Name: L** Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!