2. was Universal Soldier... I didnt think anyone would get it...
Heres a couple more:
1. WHy arent you goin pee? Because I dont have to pee... Only you and my grandfather have to pee every 30 seconds... C'mon zip it up!
2. Hey im not the one who car jacked a damn ice cream truck thats a damn bomb!!
3. Imagin your a deer... Your prancing along, ya get thirsty, you spot a lil brooke... You put your lil deer lips down to the cool crisp water... and BAM!!!! A fuckin bullet rips off half ya head!!! Now I ask ya... Would you give a fuck what kind a pants the son of the bitch who shot ya was wearin?
4. I wise man once said.... Never pay full price for late pizza!
5. Im a hip old granny who likes to hip hop, beep bop, dance til ya drop... And I make a wicked cup of coo coo...
6. Oh you ready to blow? Well Im a mushroom cloud layin mutha fucka, mutha fucka! Every time my fingers touch brain Im superfly TNT!! Im the guns of the neverone!! In fact! What the fuck am I doin in the back? You should be the nigga on brain detail, we fuckin switchin, Im washin the windows, and you pickin up this niggas skull!!!
Hahahaha fuckin love it