Grandmas bustin ass....

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Apr 14, 2003
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Anyone ever seen/heard this happen??
I was watching the super bowl at my homies house and his girls grandma was there, and so she was gettin up to go to the bathroom and was trying so hard to get up she just busted ass, like 2wice....lol

My grandma also did this on Christmas this year...
My other grandma did in an elevator a long time ago.....
 
Aug 7, 2003
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you guys never heard of busting ass? its farting. i remeber we used to go to my boys girl house and smoke. she had like a down syndrome sister, but she was like 30 and she used to bust ass like it was no big thing. shit was nasty.
 

Gas One

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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
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nah but i was at a football game right
and there was this group of retards at the top of the stairs

obviously its not good for retards to be anywhere near stairs
anywho one of the straggler retards who got too close to the edge, comes tumbling down the fucking stairs

like a bakers dozen of stairs
retard lands right in front of me hits the bars blocking that level of the seats

and moans loud as fuck the following:
"AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN..."

i IMMEDIATELY STARTED DYING LAUGHING!!!
shit was the funniest thing i ever seen.

bad part was, no one else laughed.
everyone looked at me fucked up while i was laughing uncontrollably, like "a retard falling down a flight of stairs and moaning for 7 seconds isnt funny. stop."

i still feel bad about that to this day.






...nah im lying shits still hella funny.