Grand Theft Auto moments..ever have them??

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TheWestBaySav

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Right now I'd like to pull a carl or niko and throw a fuckin grenade or drive my car through the farmers market and live band thats playing RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING WINDOW as i try to study and do some homework..

i mean, whos grand idea is it to have a farmers market and live band ON A TUESDAY, block off the street (can't get my car out if i need to), and take over city hall like its their spot??? this is the second week in a row theyve done this and it goes all the way till september..and fuck that faggot ass guy with the lisp whos the gatekeeper in this bitch, his tree huggin ass almost got dropped for having an attitude last week..

you guys ever have GTA moments like this?
 
I AM

I AM

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at least once a day on my drive to or from work...

people like to cut me off and hit their breaks or just go slow at like 25 in a 40...some guy was doing 15 in a fucking 35 yesterday....old guy but that doesnt' mean it's ok....i just gunned it around him and everyone else got stuck for the most part...

i can't stand people who can't drive....

and customers at my work...fuck these people spends thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars on shit and they don't know what the fuck they are buying.....most are just complete morons.
 
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R

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why just today on my way to university i murdered an old lady with my AK47

someone called the police so i put the AK into my pocket and stole the nearest car which i drove to a nearby garage and had it sprayed, the cops forgot all about me

when i got to my destination i noticed a cleverly hidden package underneath a table so i picked it up and kept it for myself

when i got back home i found i now have a pistol which appears in my bedroom
 
PhantomOfFunk

PhantomOfFunk

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Handsworth4Life said:
why just today on my way to university i murdered an old lady with my AK47

someone called the police so i put the AK into my pocket and stole the nearest car which i drove to a nearby garage and had it sprayed, the cops forgot all about me

when i got to my destination i noticed a cleverly hidden package underneath a table so i picked it up and kept it for myself

when i got back home i found i now have a pistol which appears in my bedroom
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who the fucc r u monty python
 
Gas One

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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do you know how many fucking weapons are in my car?

eventually im gonna spazz out and total someones car with a bat, ive dreamed it, my dreams come true.


im a hella relaxed driver tho now. not much road rage at all. its prolly gonna take someone flipping out on me first
 
niguardian

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i fantasize about mowin down stupid ass pedestrians every day cant stand the fuckers, specially when they dont look or follow rules i be tryna come as close as possible without hittin em
 
Likwid

Likwid

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Haha after San Andreas came out, I would always day dream when I was driving. I caught myself driving home one night, almost cut a corner through a field in a backroad because I slipped into video game mode where you can jump out of your fucked up car and into a new one if it caught fire or got dented.
 
niguardian

niguardian

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sometimes certain songs come on the radio and i be hella rollin kuz i be thinkin about shootin up muthafuckas and runnin shit over while drivin like a damn fool lol
 
GHP

GHP

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I used to have those moments when i used to play that game alot, I'll be stuck in traffic or some asshole makes a jerk move off the road. Makes me feel like getting out the car using the gun code and just going on a rampage with a bazooka blowing up cars till they send in a tank
 
Dhadnot

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yeah I have those moments, then I switch to Mr. Magic listen to some Kutris Blow and Herbie Hancock, press select a couple times to get an aerial view of my car cruising, and I'm good.
 
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