Ohh man!
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What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.
How do the OAKLAND RAIDERS count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
What do the OAKLAND RAIDERS and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"!
How do you keep a OAKLAND RAIDER out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!
Where do you go in OAKLAND in case of a tornado?
To THE COLISEUM - they never get a touchdown there!
Why doesn't Napa have a professional football team?
Because then OAKLAND would want one.
Why was CALAHAN upset then the OAKLAND playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
What do the RAIDERS and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
How can you tell when the RAIDERS are going to run the football?
The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.
How do the OAKLAND RAIDERS count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
What do the OAKLAND RAIDERS and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"!
How do you keep a OAKLAND RAIDER out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!
Where do you go in OAKLAND in case of a tornado?
To THE COLISEUM - they never get a touchdown there!
Why doesn't Napa have a professional football team?
Because then OAKLAND would want one.
Why was CALAHAN upset then the OAKLAND playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
What do the RAIDERS and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
How can you tell when the RAIDERS are going to run the football?
The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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