Got a burning,itchy feeling down low? Theres an app for that

[mrtonguetwista]

LOS ANGELES -- There may soon be a smartphone app that can tell you whether you have an STD like HIV or Syphilis.

Researchers in the United Kingdom are currently working on the app.

Users would put urine or saliva on a USB chip, which would then be plugged into the phone.

The phone's app then analyzes the sample, giving you results within minutes.

The prototype chips cost about $15 to $30, according to the developers working on the so-called "eSTI2" project.

They hope to bring that cost down to about $3 before the chips go on sale.

The prototypes also need to go through clinical trials and further tech development. They could go to market in about 7 to 10 years.

 

[mr.noprint916]

just what i needed after fuccin kat. save me some time from waitin in line lol

 

[fillyacup]

I got the instruction manuel on preorder..7-10 years...? someone gon be dead by then

 

[HIM]

"Before we do this, here b-tch pee on this shit real quick"

P.S. where is your source?

 

[MizeryMade]

LOS ANGELES -- There may soon be a smartphone app that can tell you whether you have an STD like HIV or Syphilis.

Researchers in the United Kingdom are currently working on the app.

Muthafuckaz got entirely too much time on their hands.

 

[Rossibreath]

I don't need it. I'm immune to std's

 

[mr.noprint916]

so ur phone gets piss in it? sweet deal..

"my phone smells like piss, but thats not the bad news breh. . . 'member that breezy from the function last night?" "yeah u beat it down?" " yeahhhhh buddy, slapped em and got CLAPPED! i mean....i got the clap.."

 

[fillyacup]

Muthafuckaz got entirely too much time on their hands.

Nah breh, this why we need geeks..

 

[Unknown Poet]

but won't the phone get fucked up with piss inside of it?
what the hell is this????

This is like those do it yourself.. diabetus tests lol

 

[fillyacup]

Im sure you fillyacup with pee and dip the memory card in it

 

[0594_1Q]

if you have HIV, now your phone can have it too!

 

[MizeryMade]

Users would put urine or saliva on a USB chip, which would then be plugged into the phone.

The phone's app then analyzes the sample, giving you results within minutes.

so ur phone gets piss in it? sweet deal..

 

[BOOBOO619]

How about an app that attaches via USB ( Pussy or Lips) and you can fuck it or it can suck your dick?


So basically you turn your smart phone into a smart pocket pussy.

Better eh?

 

[mrtonguetwista]

P.S. where is your source?

**gasp**

You asking me for a source?