GodDAMN I just saw some funny shit

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I was driving down a busy street, staring at this hot, ditzy looking bitch in her (presumably) daddy's BMW. couldnt have been more than 20 years old--dumb blonde with big ass sun glasses. anyway, she was texting away on her little sidekick not paying attention to anything, and the bitch veers off the road and runs into a brick wall!! fuckin hard too. her airbag deployed and I got to see her face smack into it and her dumb ass glasses shatter. I was so fixed on the shit that I almost rear ended the person in front of me!
shit was hella loud too.. and afterward the stupid bitch just sat there, like SHOCKED at what just happened with her arms out. I was waiting for her to cry, but I passed before it could happen.
I took a video of it with my phone as I drove by.. not her hitting the wall, but sitting there like an idiot wondering what just happened.
then this dude who was walking down the street walks up to her and was like "YOU JUST HIT THE WALL!" LMAO!!! holly shit, I dont think Ive laughed that hard in years.
 
Feb 5, 2006
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text it to your email adress the same way u would a normal text but with your email address. save it to your computer, then upload it like on youtube or just go to yousendit.com and upload the file
 
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707REPRESENTA said:
text it to your email adress the same way u would a normal text but with your email address. save it to your computer, then upload it like on youtube or just go to yousendit.com and upload the file
it wont let me.. it says the file is too big.
 

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PHX Sun said:
it wont let me.. it says the file is too big.
do you have bluetooth or a data cable? if not you can send a multimedia message to someone who has a way of gettin it on the cpu
 
May 2, 2002
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I dont even know what blue tooth is. I think I got a data cable at home. I still never used it though. I'll figure out

unless someone knows an easier way. I got verizon if that helps.
 
Apr 16, 2003
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He said the file size was too big, the only way to get it to your computer from there is via your memory card + card reader or a data cable. You can't send files over 400kb i think.
 
Aug 8, 2003
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LOL i can see it happening fa sho..

one time on my way to work down niles (a two lane road thats in between the mountains that split the yay and the valley) I seen some dood in front of me swerve in and out of his lane.. all the way thru and i though fool was drunk.. so when we reach the freeway i pass him up and muffucca is texting on his phone... my distractions are the occasional cd change and a fat booty
 
Aug 3, 2006
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i was blacked out drunk once drivin and tryna text wrapped a parked honda about a block from my house then went to the tilt parked in the drive way...15 minutes later the boys were knockin on my door i was talkin hella shit to em too tried to take flight they proceeded to whoop my ass in my front yard and aresst me
fuck the pittsburg Ho-lice