God = Satan?

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What do the siccness Christians make of this?

2 Samuel 24:1 - And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.

Compared with...

1 Chronicles 21:1 - And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.


Now, I don't believe it myself. This was just presented to me by someone on another message board. I want to see what responses I get here.
 

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Some Random Asshole
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Maybe it means that the universe is one, and that good and bad are really the same thing (because "good" versus "bad" is subjective).

But I'm not a Christian...maybe what's written in the top of my signature will help.
 

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Mi$ta-Murda187 said:
I don't think so.. I think God and Satan are enemies...
There can't be any light in the darkness
They're one in the same because neither can exist without the other which is my point.
 
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Mi$ta-Murda187 said:
I don't think so.. I think God and Satan are enemies...
There can't be any light in the darkness
there can only be light if there is darkness, light and darkness cant be enemies because destroying one would destroy the other, and if you say they are enemies but will never destroy each other then thats pretty romantic
 

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XxtraMannish said:
you somamabitch...
Ya like that? lol, it was in my first reply too...

@ the rest of the people posting...

the UNIVERSE...UNI=ONE!! DURKA DURKA you RETARDS.

Good and bad was MADE by people, just like race (social construction to oppress people).

When the FUCK are you people going to realize this shit (the bible, and all the shit that comes along with it) is MAN MADE?

The only thing that's true in this universe is the universe. The ONE....maybe someone will actually understand this....if not, that's really pathetic.

There is no GOOD or BAD there is just EXISTENCE. The reason rules were made (good vs. bad, etc) was to CONTROL PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR.
 
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INPUT said:
Ya like that? lol, it was in my first reply too...

@ the rest of the people posting...

the UNIVERSE...UNI=ONE!! DURKA DURKA you RETARDS.

Good and bad was MADE by people, just like race (social construction to oppress people).

When the FUCK are you people going to realize this shit (the bible, and all the shit that comes along with it) is MAN MADE?

The only thing that's true in this universe is the universe. The ONE....maybe someone will actually understand this....if not, that's really pathetic.

There is no GOOD or BAD there is just EXISTENCE. The reason rules were made (good vs. bad, etc) was to CONTROL PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR.
BINGO!!!!!
 

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If I had the time and energy to do it after busting my ass at school, I totally would. But I guess I gotta get on it at some point. But who really wants to hear my opinion? I mean, half the time you guys dont' wanna hear what I have to say!!! lol.....

I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, LOL......