God damn! Visine really does make you shit!

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Apr 25, 2002
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I havent shit in like 5 days, I was constipated like a mutha fucka! I tried prunes, exlax, everything. Nothing worked. I thought I was gonna have to take a trip to the ER and have them surgically remove a turd from my ass.

Then my homie insisted I drink a few drops of visine... i drank like half a bottle not thinking it would do shit. Well, it DID SHIT.

I never had a more rewarding shit session then the one i just had. I had the runs like a mah fucka, but it was better than the compacted log that was permiating in my ass.

Visine blows Seargent Hustles shit concoction out the water!

Yall remember that Dangerous Dame album cover where the dude was putting visine in the girls drink?
 
Jun 27, 2002
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im sure he was sliiping her som ghb some somethin like that...why would you wanna make a girl shit unless she was a real bitch....?....im sure he was slippin her somethin so he could get tha ass easier

i never heard of visine as a laxative.....isnt it merely a saline solution..? would drinkin salt water be the same?
 
Nov 25, 2002
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what musty said....i knew a dude that'd make a lil solution wiith water & Crystal meth....he kept it in a visine bottle too and would slip it in girls drinks ta get them all twacced out.....
 

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MeloTrauma said:

I never had a more rewarding shit session then the one i just had. I had the runs like a mah fucka, but it was better than the compacted log that was permiating in my ass.

Visine blows Seargent Hustles shit concoction out the water!
lmao classic shit.
 
Jun 13, 2002
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m trying this shit now, bout to drink some. its a no name brand tho. hope it still works. *takes a squirt*. if i dont get that satisfying shit im suing you for false advertising.