I havent shit in like 5 days, I was constipated like a mutha fucka! I tried prunes, exlax, everything. Nothing worked. I thought I was gonna have to take a trip to the ER and have them surgically remove a turd from my ass.
Then my homie insisted I drink a few drops of visine... i drank like half a bottle not thinking it would do shit. Well, it DID SHIT.
I never had a more rewarding shit session then the one i just had. I had the runs like a mah fucka, but it was better than the compacted log that was permiating in my ass.
Visine blows Seargent Hustles shit concoction out the water!
Yall remember that Dangerous Dame album cover where the dude was putting visine in the girls drink?
Then my homie insisted I drink a few drops of visine... i drank like half a bottle not thinking it would do shit. Well, it DID SHIT.
I never had a more rewarding shit session then the one i just had. I had the runs like a mah fucka, but it was better than the compacted log that was permiating in my ass.
Visine blows Seargent Hustles shit concoction out the water!
Yall remember that Dangerous Dame album cover where the dude was putting visine in the girls drink?