God Damn Spiders

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BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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fuck that...

you can't even spray that bitch with raid w/o it jumpen on your face... and he got a bunch of bebe kids with him waiting to act bad
 

BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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how you gonna get close enough to pour battery acid, with out that mothafucka jumpen out at you?

i'm really thinking what I would do, if I found that shit in my house...
 
Aug 14, 2003
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WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE? THAT FUCKER IS HUGE! THEY DONT GET THAT BIG UP HERE.....THANK GOD, OR ME & MY BUTANE LIGHTER WITH SOMETHING FLAMMABLE ARE GOING TO WORK LOL.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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in the old town house my brother found this fucking HUGE scorpion looking spider under the washer and dryer in the garage, i think it was a hobo spider or a gigantic house spider, not sure, but its body was like 6 inches big it had these pincer looking things and its legs were long and thick, like if you stretched it out it woulda been like over a foot long

im not scared of spiders, even when one crawls on me or something ill flick it off, but that shit seriously, scared the shit out of me when i saw it crawling in this bucket he put it in (they cant climb out of it), like, if youre scared of heights and youve ever stood on like a 100 story building and looked over the edge that didnt have a rail and almost had to lay down, that feeling

spiders are instant funk on site, even daddy long legs will get it, their kids will get it, and their kids' kids will get it
and that is my life story thanks for reading
 
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don't the big ones die after the little hatchlings hatch? i thought thats what the spiders did.. that way the bebe's had something to feed on while they are still too small to fend for themselves.