God answers Little boys prayer

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God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy
'No,' Says God

SAN FRANCISCO–For as long as he can remember, 7-year-old Timmy Yu has had one precious dream: From the bottom of his heart, he has hoped against hope that God would someday hear his prayer to walk again. Though many thought Timmy's heavenly plea would never be answered, his dream finally came true Monday, when the Lord personally responded to the wheelchair-bound boy's prayer with a resounding no.


Wheelchair-bound Timmy Yu, who finally received his long-awaited reply from God.

"I knew that if I just prayed hard enough, God would hear me," said the joyful Timmy, surrounded by stuffed animals sent by well-wishing Christians from around the globe, as he sat in the wheelchair to which he will be confined for the rest of his life. "And now my prayer has been answered. I haven't been this happy since before the accident, when I could walk and play with the other children like a normal boy."

God's response came at approximately 10 a.m. Monday, following a particularly fervent Sunday prayer session by little Timmy. Witnesses said God issued His miraculous answer in the form of a towering column of clouds, from which poured forth great beams of Divine light and the music of the Heavenly Hosts. The miraculous event took place in the Children's Special Care Ward of St. Luke's Hospital, where Timmy goes three times a week for an excruciating two-hour procedure to drain excess fluid from his damaged spinal column.

Said Angela Schlosser, a day nurse who witnessed the Divine Manifestation: "An incredible, booming voice said to Timmy, 'I am the Lord thy God, who created the rivers and the mountains, the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars. Before Me sits My beloved child, whose faith is that of the mustard seed from which grows mighty and powerful things. My child, Timmy Yu, I say unto you thus: I have heard your prayers, and now I shall answer them. No, you cannot get out of your wheelchair. Not ever."

Paralyzed in a 1996 auto accident that also claimed the lives of both his parents, Timmy has served as a shining example to his fellow churchgoers at Lord In Heaven On High Church, inspiring others with his simple, heartfelt devotion. Now that Timmy has received an answer, Christians the world over are celebrating his story as a stirring testament to the power of faith.

"The Lord has answered a little boy's plea to know if he would ever walk again, and that answer was no," Rev. H. Newman Gunther of the San Francisco School Of Divinity said. "For years, this boy had been plagued by the question of whether or not he would ever walk, and now Our Lord, in his wisdom and mercy, has forever laid to rest any lingering doubt. Young Timmy can rest assured in the immutable truth that the Lord has bestowed upon him. Now and for all time, he finally knows that he will never escape the cruel prison of his chair of iron, for God hath willed it so. Praise be to God!"


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Asked for comment, God said: "This kind-hearted child's simple prayer hath moved Me. Never before have I seen such faith. His trusting soul, so full of innocent devotion to Me, hath offered seventy times seven prayers asking, 'God? Can I please walk again?' It was indeed right and fitting that I, in My infinite wisdom, should share with him the One True Answer to this long-repeated question he put before Me."

"My will be done," God added.

Witnesses to the miracle said Timmy begged God for several minutes to change His mind and heal his shattered vertebrae, but the Lord stood firm.

"God strongly suggested that Timmy consider praying to one of the other intercessionary agents of Divine power, like Jesus, Mary or maybe even a top saint," Timmy's personal physician, Dr. William Luttrell, said. "The Lord stressed to Timmy that it was a long shot, but He said he might have better luck with one of them."

Despite all the attention he has received, Timmy remains humble in the face of his newfound notoriety as the only human ever to have a prayer directly answered by God Himself.

"I know that God loves me, because it says so in the Bible," Timmy said. "So right now, I am just glad that God took the time to answer my prayer. If only I could walk, this would be the greatest day of my life."
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Why mock God? This is such a stupid, made-up story. Why is God speaking in old Elizabethan English, why ask Jesus or Mary to undermine God, and lastly, why does that representation of "God" look like a human Caucasian male? Man, some aspects of Christian fanaticism gets on my nerves; it is so degenerating.:(
 
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Why mock God? This is such a stupid, made-up story. Why is God speaking in old Elizabethan English, why ask Jesus or Mary to undermine God, and lastly, why does that representation of "God" look like a human Caucasian male? Man, some aspects of Christian fanaticism gets on my nerves; it is so degenerating.:(
It's from The Onion.

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The Onion is an award-winning, US-based parody newspaper published weekly in print and daily online. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 599,000 and says 67 percent of its Web site viewers are between 18 and 44 years old.[1]​
 
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lmao @ critically analyzing an Onion piece
Ok, well obviously I've never heard of this said "Onion" and JLMACN didn't give a fair warning before or after on the origin of his source so to any rational, mature person, I'm not sure how this would be so funny since it was a mundane case of ignorance by way of information withheld..

WHITE DEVIL said:
On second look, lmao @ getting feelings hurt as well.
I'm happy that you're amused by someone else's seeming emotional distress, which exemplifies your socio-pathic nature..:cool:

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It's from The Onion.

wikipedia
The Onion is an award-winning, US-based parody newspaper published weekly in print and daily online. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 599,000 and says 67 percent of its Web site viewers are between 18 and 44 years old.[1]​
My humble gratitude 2-0 sixx for this needed clarification..
 
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ParkBoyz said:
I'm happy that you're amused by someone else's seemingly emotional distress, which exemplifies your socio-pathic nature..:cool:
How can something be seemingly emotional? What is it, seemingly emotional but truly physical? Seemingly emotional, but largely psychological?

I think what you meant to say is "someone seeming emotionally distressed".
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
How can something be seemingly emotional? What is it, seemingly emotional but truly physical? Seemingly emotional, but largely psychological?

I think what you meant to say is "someone seeming emotionally distressed".
Cretin, I edited that out before I even saw your post, it was a simple typo, why dwell on it? Check the time of my edit compared to your post..

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PB...my bad..

but I left that info out just so we could see someone fall victim to believing this. Just so happen to be you....

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^So it was a prank? Nice...
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
How can something be seemingly emotional?

Easily for someone familiar with English grammar.. Maybe YOU meant to say "how can someone have "seemingly emotional distress". (?).. Seemingly emotional is grammatically correct as it implies that someone seems to be emotional.. You're grasping at straws and making a fool of yourself in the process..
 
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Youre right. I pulled a Parkboyz in my attempted clowning.

I should have iterated that "seemingly emotional" was at odds with the intent of your language, instead of saying "how can something..."

Oh wtf. Paragraphs over bullshit.

lol
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
Youre right. I pulled a Parkboyz in my attempted clowning.
The key word here is "tried", but the opportunity was lost since, a), I corrected myself before I even saw your post, and b), you have the nerve to try and correct me with your own horrible grammar and an accompanying example that was beyond incoherent..

someone seeming emotionally distressed

^What the fuck were you thinking when you wrote this? This is worse than my initial typo! LMAO!!

WHITE DEVIL said:
I should have iterated that "seemingly emotional" was at odds with the intent of your language, instead of saying "how can something..."
You should have went to college, that's what you should have done..:cool:

WHITE DEVIL said:
Oh wtf. Paragraphs over bullshit.

lol
I guess. The only thing that is apparent though is that you thought that you were exposing someone and only humiliated yourself, exposing your own inherent incompetence.. How sad..:dead: