Damn, I been thinking to myself...what the fuck is wrong with women these days?
I've noticed:
1. THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY WHOLE EXISTENCE WHO HAS EVER HAD A POSITIVE INFLUENCE AND CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER IS MY MOM.
2. Women think that they should be treated equally but don't think its fair that they be put in the draft...Not only that but in most occupations women make less money then men not because of their sexist pig bosses but because they won't ask for a raise like men do.
3. Gettin bossed up by any hoe is no big deal, but there's always that one fine ass nice intelligent perfect broad that likes you as a friend that you will never get...instead she'd rather settle down with the abusive redneck that banged Eminem's mom in 8 Mile.
4. I don't know if its because women have become more integrated in working society or what not, but women are just as bad as men when it comes to cheating and flirting and all that bullshit but they get flamed at you for watching a porno tape.
5. Women don't even get along with each other, they hang out in small packs of two to four females and they still get in fights and hold grudges...yet with men we can have 20 homies chillin and its all gravy.
6. In the last two weeks, I have read about at least 10 murders that happened due to a dispute over women.
7. Women have become more picky...if your not wearing an expensive fit or an abercrombie sweater and your hair isn't delicately combed your a grimey dirty bastard.
8. Not only that, but they have become so concerned with money its almost impossible to date one if you don't have a dope ride and a shitload of cash.
Add to the list, or say something to prove me wrong.
(post inspired by Joe Millionare)
I've noticed:
1. THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY WHOLE EXISTENCE WHO HAS EVER HAD A POSITIVE INFLUENCE AND CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER IS MY MOM.
2. Women think that they should be treated equally but don't think its fair that they be put in the draft...Not only that but in most occupations women make less money then men not because of their sexist pig bosses but because they won't ask for a raise like men do.
3. Gettin bossed up by any hoe is no big deal, but there's always that one fine ass nice intelligent perfect broad that likes you as a friend that you will never get...instead she'd rather settle down with the abusive redneck that banged Eminem's mom in 8 Mile.
4. I don't know if its because women have become more integrated in working society or what not, but women are just as bad as men when it comes to cheating and flirting and all that bullshit but they get flamed at you for watching a porno tape.
5. Women don't even get along with each other, they hang out in small packs of two to four females and they still get in fights and hold grudges...yet with men we can have 20 homies chillin and its all gravy.
6. In the last two weeks, I have read about at least 10 murders that happened due to a dispute over women.
7. Women have become more picky...if your not wearing an expensive fit or an abercrombie sweater and your hair isn't delicately combed your a grimey dirty bastard.
8. Not only that, but they have become so concerned with money its almost impossible to date one if you don't have a dope ride and a shitload of cash.
Add to the list, or say something to prove me wrong.
(post inspired by Joe Millionare)
