GI.Joe vs Cobra

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how did cobra always lose with there superior technology lol? just brushing up on my episodes for I take my nephews next friday. I use to love this show now its just pure comedy

http://www.joost.com/056000z/t/GI-Joe-Jungle-Trap?channel=0560015#id=056000z
Thats just one of those age old questions that cant really be answered, mostly because it would end the show, lol. Same reason Gilligan couldnt get off the island, same reason Tome never ate Jerry, same reason the bad guys on Power Rangers didnt just stomp on the rangers when they were all big...
 

Defy

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GI Joe had that one gay ass foo with the parrot too.....I forgot his name, but he's like the picture perfect faggot, handle bar mustache, tight ass jeans, vest showing off his hairy ass chest.



cobra always failed because cobra commander was a dumbass.

Cobra-la(lalalalalalalalalalalalalala.....) would've taken over but cobra commander is a bitch and helped the joe's so he could get cobra back.

Serpentor > Cobra Commander
 
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GI Joe had that one gay ass foo with the parrot too.....I forgot his name, but he's like the picture perfect faggot, handle bar mustache, tight ass jeans, vest showing off his hairy ass chest.

Wasn't his name Shipwreck or something?

Cobra always lost because they were up against AMERICA!-FUCK YEAH!


The new GI JOE movie is going to suck harder than Berner's album cover
 
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it was the same with inspector gadget, the villian escapes so they can make another episode. otherwise the show would be over in one season.

why the fuck did knowone ever die on joe, you would see a storm hail of laser bullets going towards dude running, but SOMEHOW, none of the lasers hit him, wtf.
 
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it was the same with inspector gadget, the villian escapes so they can make another episode. otherwise the show would be over in one season.

why the fuck did knowone ever die on joe, you would see a storm hail of laser bullets going towards dude running, but SOMEHOW, none of the lasers hit him, wtf.
lol I was watchin an episode like that today lol they was cartwheelin between lasers and bullets and even if a vehicle is hit they parachute to safety
 

GHP

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I blame Cobra Commander, when that mutant half snake guy started calling the shots shit was a little different
 
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LOL @ GHP, I think his name was Serpentor or some shit like that.

@ Hogglife, Yea I remember Major Blood. You just had to jog my memory back.

::point to ponder::

Cobra Commander & Starscream from Transformer cartoon = SAME VOICE

*Reese does the Dr. Evil pinky thing from Austin Powers*
 
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why the fuck did knowone ever die on joe
Duke originally was killed by Serpentor in the 87 movie. Due to the response of the Transformers killing off characters in their movie, they changed a couple voice overs to make it a coma instead. One was put in at the end of the movie, "Hey Duke's going to be OK" and a slight variation after the scene Serpentor struck him with the snake.
 
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GI Joe had that one gay ass foo with the parrot too.....I forgot his name, but he's like the picture perfect faggot, handle bar mustache, tight ass jeans, vest showing off his hairy ass chest.



cobra always failed because cobra commander was a dumbass.

Cobra-la(lalalalalalalalalalalalalala.....) would've taken over but cobra commander is a bitch and helped the joe's so he could get cobra back.

Serpentor > Cobra Commander
Wasn't his name Shipwreck or something?
^^^^Yup ur correct its Shipwreck....