Getting Kicked Out of the Party

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carl winslow

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meat and potatoes of the vid end at about sec 50...the rest is nothing



how many times have you guys heard that same "everyone get the fuck out!" line from the girl who made the mistake of throwing a party when mommy and daddy were gone for the weekend?

ahhh fun times...she gives me nostalgia...and the beginnings of a boner

edit: she gives me a chub
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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LMAO you know how many parties like that me and the homies ruined, If the bitches wasent given up the butt we stole all the purses and anything of value and bounced...
 
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carl winslow

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Ez-Roo said:
LMAO you know how many parties like that me and the homies ruined, If the bitches wasent given up the butt we stole all the purses and anything of value and bounced...
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shit cmon man. breaking things, taking upper decker shits in the bathroom, cumming on parents' pillows, dropping full bottles of soda without the cap on into a drawer....that stuffs funny.....but stealing...thats just wrong
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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I remember one time I was at a party and someone took a shit on the floor

nobody ever found out who did it as far as I know

shit was nasty
 
montroller510

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lol i remember going to a party sober for the first time and everyone was drinkin tequila

towards the end i saw a fat hole in the deck where someone stomped

the laundry room was covered in lotion like someone took the top of and just waived it around over their head

and someone knocked a gallon tub of glitter down the stairs... and glitter is probably the most difficult thing to clean out of carpet

i felt hella bad cause it was my friends house so i stayed til 3 in the morning cleaning that shit while he was passed the fuck out so his parents didnt kill his ass

needless to say thats the last time i went to a party sober lol

i know cool story areolas

 
Irishmutt

Irishmutt

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ive been at parties where people have wound up passed the fuck out everywhere from the diving board to hugging the chimney on the second story of a house to even a row boat out in the middle of a lake without any paddles. the bannisters broke from some fat ass that couldnt handle his liquor leaning on the bannister a little too hard falling and breaking the table beneath and that same fat ass at a different party puking in the persons salt water fish tank.

the one i thought was the funniest though was when the one guy decided the party had went too far and too many people showed up he actually called the cops to come break it up. the cops showed up told everyone to disperse noticed that there was a couple of under age kids drunk (each one of the drunk youngsters got a free ride home to their parents) and the guy that called the cops ended up going for a ride of his own and once they took him away everyone went back inside and continued to party and all i can say when i left was that the house was getting trashed by a bunch of the guys frat buddies. the glass table got smashed a couple windows got smashed by two guys fighting over some girl they both wanted to take home. when his couch got burned in the back yard bon fire style thats about the time i figured i had drank enough and it was time to go.
 
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carl winslow

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^^goddamn

is it just me or does coka nostra boy seem partially retarded? always smiling and hugging people...and wearing a kate moss shirt down to his knees

montroller510 said:
i felt hella bad cause it was my friends house so i stayed til 3 in the morning cleaning that shit while he was passed the fuck out so his parents didnt kill his ass
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thats the nicest thing ive heard of anyone do on the sicc. damn. good friend. but that glitter shit is hilarious. wish i were 16 again

a good one would be to clog the bathroom sink, take a piss in it then take a shit in it
 
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