I thought you guys would get a kick out of this..
*I attacked and took over 2 countries.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
*I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).
*I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
*I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
*I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
*In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
*After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
*I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
in US history.
*In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.
*I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
122-month period.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
*I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
*I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
*I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
*I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
*I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
*I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
US history.
*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.)
*I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
*I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in any country in the history of the world.
*I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
*I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"
(only one letter away from BS).
*I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat,
but I did it!!).
*I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
*I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the
World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
*I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
*The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one off my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
*I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
*I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
*I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
*I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.
*I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
*RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
(wink, wink)
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and are unavailable for public
view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC
Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
about this record.
*I attacked and took over 2 countries.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
*I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).
*I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
*I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
*I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
*In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
*After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
*I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
in US history.
*In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.
*I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
122-month period.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
*I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
*I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
*I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
*I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
*I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
*I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
US history.
*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.)
*I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
*I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in any country in the history of the world.
*I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
*I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"
(only one letter away from BS).
*I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat,
but I did it!!).
*I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
*I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the
World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
*I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
*The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one off my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
*I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
*I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
*I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
*I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.
*I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
*RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
(wink, wink)
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and are unavailable for public
view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC
Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
about this record.
