Game Goofy

[WHITE DEVIL]

So im kickin it wit ol girl other day right and we hittin it off, flirtin, conversatin, im lightweight mackin, whatever. We stop for some Yack in the Box, bout to go back to her spot.

And I bust out oh you from Mateo, hella scraps out there...

She gives me this stone cold ass look, takes my arm off her shoulder, pulls up her sleeve. 3 dots. Blue laces. Hella tats. Im thinkin like damn, done fucked up now.

And she like oh its like that oh hell nah. Im cool off that buster shit. Lets go.

Fine ass bitch too. Had that bitch in my pocket.

Owned!

Fuck!

And why even say some dumb shit like that when you aint even bangin?

Oh well.

 

[Kon1]

were u leaning like a cholo after that?

 

[ConstantElevation]

Ha! You Fucked Up!

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Nah.... I dont pull off cholo real well.

Half Mexican lookin like Hitler's Dream.

But I still pull these broads like a 7-11 door. Or is it push?

I like the ones you push to exit and pull to enter. That seems like the right way to me.

 

[Kon1]

im just fucking with you. hahaha yeah thats cool u still swacked it. dumb ass fucking wannabe chola ass hookerstains.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Talkin bout 'the border brothers are the real savages'

I should have picked up on her covert scrap speak. Bitch was a double agent.

 

[Kon1]

she just wanted the chorizco (and yes i know its chorizo)

 

[Defy]

I never understood why so many latinos be claiming shit without claiming shit

wearing hella red saying "fuck those scrappy looking muthafuckas"

"oh you bang?"

"nah, I just don't like scraps"

:ermm:

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Its some shit you grow up around and get used to.

Like rooting for a home sports team.

Stationary ass mofucka.

Defy you a statue.

 

[Kon1]

lol i used to know this little punk bitch that used to shave his head razor bald, rock blue dickie full khaki suits and cortez. but if u hit him up its "nah i dont bang i just like the clothes". LMFAO. no offense to my mexican homies out there.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I be dressin like rock and roll fuckin party on wayne.

Kinda.

 

[Kon1]

u got the licorice dispenser in the whip too?

 

[Defy]

Its some shit you grow up around and get used to.

Like rooting for a home sports team.

Stationary ass mofucka.

Defy you a statue.

all my frisco folks are like that....my one potna be wearing hella red....he'll put on a red shirt with a white & red sf hat with some k-swiss with red laces talking about fuck scraps

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I keep hella candy in the glove compartment

And I always sport red laces. Fuck it.

lol

 

[Defy]

just cuz I don't know what the bridge to vallejo is called doesn't make me stationary.....I travel.....shit

 

[Defy]

white devil got a pez dispenser with a norteno head on top that dispenses red pez







but he don't bang tho

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Shit I spraypaint my letters red before sending them out.

I even got blue toilet paper printed like a blue rag. Cost me a grip.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

just cuz I don't know what the bridge to vallejo is called doesn't make me stationary.....I travel.....shit

Goin from the 80s to the 30s is not traveling.

 

[SonnyBlac]

hahah that nigga said hookerstains.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lol who cares u still shoulda got dat ho.

i been with a scrap bitch before, no lie. and i would always play around talken shit to her call her scrap over and over. one time in school i took her blue rag and pulled my beanie down past my eyes and had the rag all hangin out lookin hella retarded, and walked past all her scrap friends n i was doin the cholo walk wit my chest all out, i was like "sur trece puto chinga tu momma", they just sat there and mugged... lol she didnt fuck me again after that though

it was hella funny she was the only vegetarian scrap i ever seen, i'd be like "come get some of this meat, oh i mean tofu"