Funny Story About The Soz

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MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd

MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd

Young Moe
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Apr 25, 2002
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so i'm in Trader Joe's buying my liqour(cus that's the spot to cop) and i'm in line hearing two of the employees talking about "The Soz"

and i interjected "yeah The Soz is the most gangster rapper in the bay"

so they asked me how i knew him, and whats up with him, i said he's a fuckin joke

they said he came in the store earing a suit with a shirt that said THE SOZ

and was talking about how he's a big time rapper

wow...
 
jr916

jr916

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Jun 3, 2006
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the soz was before me-but im up on shit,i do my homework...............but i always wanted to know did he post up any songs or bars or battle beto or any shit like that?
 
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fohundred8wayz

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Nov 4, 2003
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he should just drop "the" straight SOZ! that way his fans at Trader Joes chould chant his name.

I heard "The Soz" has been known to just start "spittin" while shoping for his organic soy based grocerys.
 
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fohundred8wayz

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Nov 4, 2003
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true story I once caught a live performance when I was in the meat department THE SOZ was like "Ballpark Franks plump when you cook em, monkey nuts in da blender fuck da coupz I'm a big spender" The SOZ got next,tell a friend!
 
707Dizz707

707Dizz707

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Feb 12, 2006
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fohundred8wayz said:
true story I once caught a live performance when I was in the meat department THE SOZ was like "Ballpark Franks plump when you cook em, monkey nuts in da blender fuck da coupz I'm a big spender" The SOZ got next,tell a friend!
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holy shit. this nigga just wrote everyone's sig for the next two weeks
 
GHP

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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You shouldn't speak on the Soz Man like that, hes gonna send out some heavy hitters from B-Game out to handle all you cats
 
jakkoff187

jakkoff187

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Aug 8, 2006
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fohundred8wayz said:
true story I once caught a live performance when I was in the meat department THE SOZ was like "Ballpark Franks plump when you cook em, monkey nuts in da blender fuck da coupz I'm a big spender" The SOZ got next,tell a friend!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU WENT TO HIS SHOW??? DID YOU HAVE BACKSTAGE PASSES?
 
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fohundred8wayz

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Nov 4, 2003
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jakkoff187 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU WENT TO HIS SHOW??? DID YOU HAVE BACKSTAGE PASSES?
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yea it was the sickest live performance I ever been 2...after the show me, THE SOZ, Tony Danza,Burt Renolds,&Bob Saggat all dipped through the B-game blowin blunts with the greenest guts, The Soz is top shelf GUTTER GUTTER...look out for his new single "monkey nuts in da blender" feat. BOB Sagat!
 
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alhafsnawy

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Jun 11, 2006
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OK, THOSE JOKES ON SOZ AINT FUNNY NO MORE. ALL YOU BUSTERS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT HIM, YEAH HE'S WEAK, BUT HE IS STILL NOT GIVIN UP HIS DREAM. I GIVE HIM PROPS FOR THAT BC HALF OF YOU WOULD'VE STOPPED GOING FOR YOUR DREAM IF A FEW NIGGAZ DOUBTED YOU. BUT HE'S STILL TRYING AFTER CONSTANT HATRED........
 
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