Funny Stories About Gettin Fired
- Thread starter m.w.merlino
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ok....this one kid i know was leavin for school, so he was gonna quit his job...and this kid was on good standing the whole time he worked at this grocery store...so his last day there, he took off his grocery store shirt, while he was workin, and "c-walked" on it and yelled "Fuck Apple Market!" stupidest shit ever.
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yeah well i lasted another week but i ended up fired like i figured i would be......this fuccin asian dude tried ta get smart wit me today he said " i see your still here" so i was like "yeah why ya gotta problem or somethin? all up in my business...."
then he walked off to his home and was sayin some shit all low and they both started laughin so i was like "why dont you bitches make them jokes ta my face like some men and quit actin like hoes" they didnt say shit but ten minutes later i got called into the main boss' office and he said he was lettin me go.....since it was a temp to hire position they dont really gotta give good reason they just said they dont need me no more....which i know is bullshit......lil fuccers musta snitched on me.....so i was oustide waitin for my ride and them two mafuccaz came outside and i said "goin home after a hard day of snitchin huh?"
one of em got all spooked and started walkin to his rice roccet kinda fast....the other one had some balls and turned bacc towards me ta say "who ya callin a snitch?" so we said a few things bacc an forth and a buncha mafuccaz from the job got in between us before i could decide if i was gonna smash on him or not......they was all tellin him ta cut and tellin me they was gonna call the police if i didnt leave....then my ride pulled up so i left...
I dunno what yall think??? i wanna go bacc and fucc dude up but im also thinkin maybe he didnt snitch his homie did.....im thinkin about just goin and fuccin them both up.....
then he walked off to his home and was sayin some shit all low and they both started laughin so i was like "why dont you bitches make them jokes ta my face like some men and quit actin like hoes" they didnt say shit but ten minutes later i got called into the main boss' office and he said he was lettin me go.....since it was a temp to hire position they dont really gotta give good reason they just said they dont need me no more....which i know is bullshit......lil fuccers musta snitched on me.....so i was oustide waitin for my ride and them two mafuccaz came outside and i said "goin home after a hard day of snitchin huh?"
one of em got all spooked and started walkin to his rice roccet kinda fast....the other one had some balls and turned bacc towards me ta say "who ya callin a snitch?" so we said a few things bacc an forth and a buncha mafuccaz from the job got in between us before i could decide if i was gonna smash on him or not......they was all tellin him ta cut and tellin me they was gonna call the police if i didnt leave....then my ride pulled up so i left...
I dunno what yall think??? i wanna go bacc and fucc dude up but im also thinkin maybe he didnt snitch his homie did.....im thinkin about just goin and fuccin them both up.....
i always wanted to do something outrageous, like email the whole office a "fuck you " email with funny ass pictures....or blaze a blunt and smoke until they make me leave....
or just sav out and whenever someone says something to me i just respond " HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
or when customer get upset i just calmly tell them if they dont shut the fuck up im going to give all their address, social securityand credit card information over to some friends in Tijuana and all the local prisons in the area.
or before i walk out, print a doument with "FUCK YOU I QUIT "
wirtten in the biggest font possible, print like 3,000 copies on every printer....hit the copy machine with one of those and set it to print 999 copies of it.....
lol...
or just sav out and whenever someone says something to me i just respond " HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
or when customer get upset i just calmly tell them if they dont shut the fuck up im going to give all their address, social securityand credit card information over to some friends in Tijuana and all the local prisons in the area.
or before i walk out, print a doument with "FUCK YOU I QUIT "
wirtten in the biggest font possible, print like 3,000 copies on every printer....hit the copy machine with one of those and set it to print 999 copies of it.....
lol...