FUNNY SHIT AT WORK....

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SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

Sicc OG
#1
Aug 20, 2003
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I HAD 2 FOOLS COME INTO MY JOB.THEY WERE PROBLY BROTHERS.ONE WAS TALKING SHIT TO THE OTHER ONE BOUT SENDING HIS "FRIEND" MONEY THREW WESTERN UNION.THE OTHER BROTHER SAID IM NOT SENDING ANY MONEY FOR YOU EVER AGAIN.THE OTHER FOOL GOT PISSED AND STARTED YELLIN AT HIM, GETTING IN HIS FACE.THE ONE BROTHER STARTED LAUGHING AT HIM GETTING PISSED.SO IM LIKE MAN WESTERN UNIONS NOT EVEN WORKING RITE NOW.DUDE GETS EVEN MORE PISSED BUT DOSNT SAY A THING TO ME SLAPS HIS BROTHER AND RUNS OUT THE STORE SCREAMING.THE OTHER BROTHER LOOKS AT ME SHRUGS HIS SHOLDERS AND WALKS OUT.THESE FOOLS LOOK LIKE THERE IN THERE 30IES.THEN THE MOTHER GETS OUTTA THE CAR AND SLAPS THE ONE THATS SCREAMING.THAT FOOL STARTS CRYING.BY THIS TIME HELLA PEOPLE ARE JUST WATCHING THESE FOOLS ACT A FOOL.ONE BROTHER WALKS OFF TALKING TO HIMSELF.THE OTHER ONE IS STILL SCREAMING IN HIS MOMS CAR COMEDY STRAIT COMEDY.FUCK MY STORE SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN REALITY SHOW.

WHAT FUNNY SITUATIONS HAPPEN AT YOUR JOB'S????
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
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Apr 26, 2003
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East Oakland, USA
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When I worked @ OSH I was mixing paint for a guy, probably in this thirties, and his son, probably about 7ish, was sitting in the cart. This kid kept asking his dad questions over and over, you know just being an annoying little kid.
"DAD? REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WENT TO THE CIRCUS?"
Dad says "YEAH I REMEMBER, BUDDY"
"DAD? REMEBER THAT TIME WE SAW THAT PUPPY?"
Dad says "YEA I REMEMBER, BUDDY?
This goes on and on for a few minutes while I'm mixing the dudes paint, then the kid ask..
"DAD? REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU HIT ME IN THE CHEST AND I COULDNT BREATHE, AND MOMMY TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL?"
Dad says "OH SHIT...YEAH I REMEMBER BUDDY, LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, OK?"
 
MobMuzic707

MobMuzic707

Sicc OG
#9
Apr 15, 2006
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i think i already posted this before, but i got a job at popeyes once. worked there for less than 2 days, the day i got fired i stuffed hella chicken in all my girbaud pockets and the boss caught me. lmao, im running down the street with my pants hanging n chicken flying out.
 
mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
#10
Feb 6, 2003
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FIGBOOT said:
i think i already posted this before, but i got a job at popeyes once. worked there for less than 2 days, the day i got fired i stuffed hella chicken in all my girbaud pockets and the boss caught me. lmao, im running down the street with my pants hanging n chicken flying out.
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lmao...

good shit
 
jr916

jr916

Sicc OG
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Jun 3, 2006
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me and my boss had this new dude that worked the phones (customer service) believe that he had to wear safety goggles at his desk cause of a lawsuit about people shootin rubberbands...his whole first day up til lunch he had em on
 
Rossibreath

Rossibreath

triple og from the sbp
#16
Sep 1, 2005
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Menasha
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sum lady at my work wrapped a cat turd in a tootsie roll wrapper cuz sum guy kept eatin all her tootsie rolls. dude ate it & flipped out & choked her down during work. haha. he got fired but the union got him his job back.
 
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