7 reasons to crawl under a rock
>
>
> 1. CURL UP AND DIE--- I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
> three
> kids in tow and asked loudly,
> "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
> - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX
>
>
> 2. PAD PLEASE--- An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our
> mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and
> I
> wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and
> get
> me a pad.
> He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
> - Kate Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC
>
>
>
> 3. HO, HO, HO--- I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into
> the
> bathroom and wrapped himself in
>
> toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for
> my
> camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made
>
> and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative
> called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a
> closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to
>
> discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the
> mirror wearing nothing but a camera!
>
> - Name Withheld
>
>
>
> 4. LADY GOLFER--- I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
> golf
> balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
> browsing
> for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
>
> who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I
> looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
> - Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
>
>
>
> 5. NUTS ABOUT YOU--- My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
> store
> that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
> boy
> behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
> looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy
> grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
>
> never let me forget.
>
> - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
>
>
> 1. CURL UP AND DIE--- I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
> three
> kids in tow and asked loudly,
> "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
> - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX
>
>
> 2. PAD PLEASE--- An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our
> mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and
> I
> wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and
> get
> me a pad.
> He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
> - Kate Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC
>
>
>
> 3. HO, HO, HO--- I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into
> the
> bathroom and wrapped himself in
>
> toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for
> my
> camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made
>
> and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative
> called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a
> closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to
>
> discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the
> mirror wearing nothing but a camera!
>
> - Name Withheld
>
>
>
> 4. LADY GOLFER--- I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
> golf
> balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
> browsing
> for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
>
> who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I
> looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
> - Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
>
>
>
> 5. NUTS ABOUT YOU--- My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
> store
> that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
> boy
> behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
> looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy
> grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
>
> never let me forget.
>
> - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
