This is from T-Shirt Hell.....
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OLYMPICS WIN GOLD MEDAL FOR SUCKING
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The Olympic Games start in August and I wonder if it's possible that I could care less about anything? I know what you're thinking. What about the Tour de France? Clearly, that is the lamer than the Olympics.
Yes, the Tour de France does suck. It's long, boring, and has the word France in it. But on a positive note, in spite of the fact that a cancer ridden American is supposed to win, there is virtually no coverage of the event in the U.S. It is easy to pretend it doesn't exist.
But the Olympics, they just won't shut up about it. It is full of athletes you've never heard of, playing games that you don't care about, for really lame prizes. What's the point? Even on Fear Factor you get $100,000 and all you have to do is eat pig scrotum- not dedicate 18 years, 12 hours a
day/7 days a week to jumping over a stick.
At the Olympics, maybe, you get ten seconds of fame. You want ten seconds of fame so bad, marry Britney Spears. Then if you're incredibly lucky, you get a shiny, gold necklace. Big deal. If you want to wear a big, gold
medallion- go work for Ja Rule. Not only do you get a necklace, but you get a 9 millimeter, a crack pipe, and unlimited blowjobs from skanky, preteen
groupies.
It is un-American to be the best at something and not get paid. If you're such a great runner; go play football. If you're so great at throwing a javelin; can't you learn to throw a slider? And if you're such a great,
male gymnast; why not make gay porn?
How can we compete with other countries where the citizens clearly have nothing better to do than train for the Olympics. Africans are chasing kangaroos all day just to get to work. The women on the Taiwanese ping pong team can serve a ping pong ball at close to 97 miles per hour, and that's
just using their assholes.
We have Playstation in America, not to mention Playstation II. Do we really have time to spend throwing a discus, or learning the rules to arcane games like soccer?
Why are there so many great swimmers in Europe? Because they hope that one day they can swim to America, collect welfare, and eat Funyuns and Poptarts.
It makes sense that other countries actually like the Olympics because for one fleeting instance they can compete with America. When Americans want to compete on the International level we invade your country, arrest your
leader, burn down your homes, and murder your people. That's the American way.
Go for the gold? Go fuck yourself.
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YOUR HATE MAIL MAKES ME HORNY
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----- Original Message -----
From: Lauren M.
Sent: Monday, July 12, 2004 11:27 PM
Subject: NY airplane shirt
Dear TSHIRTHELL:
I find your I (airplane) NY shirt extremely offensive. There are many people who live in this country and died because of Islamic fanatics. There are many police and firemen,military and civilians who tried to save the helpess people who died for no reason. You are making a mockery of the
situation.
There are children who will see that shirt and believe what happened on 9/11 is funny and nothing to be concerned about. What happened on that day is not funny and people were extremely effected by the actions of terrorists.
When people see a shirt like that it makes it seem as though you are supporting terrorism, which you are. It is not fair to the people, which is just about everyone living in AMERICA to have to view your website and see that shirt. It brings back painful memories, which is cruel. I am so
disgusted with your company making a joke of when a nation is attacked-any nation. I am soooo pissed about an anti-AMERICAN shirt, WHEN YOU OPERATE IN AMERICA.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I will be notifying all public officials in my hometown and the BBB and request that you be shut down, due to soliciting unamerican affairs and support terrorism. I hope you are happy with the decisions you have made to further disrupt the people of our
nation. You all are hateful bastards that don't deserve to live in a great country like AMERICA. I would like a response from your company but i do not expect one. Thank You.
(Editor's Note: Lauren, I'll bet you have small breasts, while your ass is enormous and dimpled. If you're so fucking patriotic, why would you contact the people at BBB i.e. Big Brother Brazil? I don't think a South American reality program has any business telling me how to run my company. But if you do manage to contact them, tell them that Antonella was definitely the most fuckable of all of the housemates, although Tatiana was a close second.
Those were serious tits.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: Earlene E
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 11:41 AM
Subject: homeless shirts
I work as an advocate for the homeless and I find your most recent shirt to be just about the most offensive thing I have ever seen. I was directed to your site recently by a friend and he showed me your fuck the homeless shirt as well. I hope that the family of the man pictured on the shirt see it and take legal action.
It is people like you who make it hard for homeless individuals to get back on their feet. If you have any humanity in you you will remove your shirts that mock the homeless issue at once.
Sincerely,
Earlene
(Editor's Note: Do I have any humanity in me? Let me check...nope. (Although I am one-quarter Jack Russell Terrier) I don't really care if I offend the homeless, because they don't really buy a lot of t-shirts. If I sold rags, malt liquor, or drugs I might be more concerned. But like the
manufacturers of soap, cell phones, and sports cars I'm not overly worried about appealing to the lucrative homeless market. And I think the family of the guy on the t-shirt is a little busy right now.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: flirt***@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2004 11:39 AM
Subject: Re: T-Shirt Hell Early July Newsletter
I think the way that you respond to some of your letters is very unprofessional and rude. Did you think that maybe your attitude and response towards these letters could cost you some business? Maybe you
should try to learn how to take a little criticism.
Gosh, I never thought of it that way. You've really opened up my eyes. And what do they see? A dirty, stupid, cunt who I defecate upon after cutting your face off and wearing it like a hat. I then rip your tits off and use them for mittens after I cum in your mouth and smash all of your teeth in with a croquet mallet. After I cut off your head and use it to go bowling, I cut you in half lengthwise, slowly with dull, rusty, hedge clippers and use your rotting body as extra large book ends for my "Conversations with God" hard cover collection. Oh and I almost forgot, thank-you for your interest in T-Shirt Hell. Have a nice day.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: ming***@athenet.net>
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 8:36 PM
Subject:
your shirts are totally gay. Nice going, faggots.
(Editor's Note: For the record, only 3 of our shirts are totally gay. Most of them are bisexual, some are straight, and there are a few in the worsethanhell section that get off only when they're pissing on the burning corpses of NASCAR drivers. Which is admittedly kind of kinky.)
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I took my dog to get neutered yesterday. He had already fucked every bitch in my neighborhood; and many of their dogs, too. I'm kind of sorry that I did. He had such a promising career in bestiality videos, but now he can't
supply the money shot.
And for all of the idiots who couldn't figure out what the six letter word
that started with M and ended in L from last weeks newsletter; the answer
is an 8 letter word that begins with P and ends with E.
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OLYMPICS WIN GOLD MEDAL FOR SUCKING
---------------------------------------------------------------
The Olympic Games start in August and I wonder if it's possible that I could care less about anything? I know what you're thinking. What about the Tour de France? Clearly, that is the lamer than the Olympics.
Yes, the Tour de France does suck. It's long, boring, and has the word France in it. But on a positive note, in spite of the fact that a cancer ridden American is supposed to win, there is virtually no coverage of the event in the U.S. It is easy to pretend it doesn't exist.
But the Olympics, they just won't shut up about it. It is full of athletes you've never heard of, playing games that you don't care about, for really lame prizes. What's the point? Even on Fear Factor you get $100,000 and all you have to do is eat pig scrotum- not dedicate 18 years, 12 hours a
day/7 days a week to jumping over a stick.
At the Olympics, maybe, you get ten seconds of fame. You want ten seconds of fame so bad, marry Britney Spears. Then if you're incredibly lucky, you get a shiny, gold necklace. Big deal. If you want to wear a big, gold
medallion- go work for Ja Rule. Not only do you get a necklace, but you get a 9 millimeter, a crack pipe, and unlimited blowjobs from skanky, preteen
groupies.
It is un-American to be the best at something and not get paid. If you're such a great runner; go play football. If you're so great at throwing a javelin; can't you learn to throw a slider? And if you're such a great,
male gymnast; why not make gay porn?
How can we compete with other countries where the citizens clearly have nothing better to do than train for the Olympics. Africans are chasing kangaroos all day just to get to work. The women on the Taiwanese ping pong team can serve a ping pong ball at close to 97 miles per hour, and that's
just using their assholes.
We have Playstation in America, not to mention Playstation II. Do we really have time to spend throwing a discus, or learning the rules to arcane games like soccer?
Why are there so many great swimmers in Europe? Because they hope that one day they can swim to America, collect welfare, and eat Funyuns and Poptarts.
It makes sense that other countries actually like the Olympics because for one fleeting instance they can compete with America. When Americans want to compete on the International level we invade your country, arrest your
leader, burn down your homes, and murder your people. That's the American way.
Go for the gold? Go fuck yourself.
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YOUR HATE MAIL MAKES ME HORNY
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----- Original Message -----
From: Lauren M.
Sent: Monday, July 12, 2004 11:27 PM
Subject: NY airplane shirt
Dear TSHIRTHELL:
I find your I (airplane) NY shirt extremely offensive. There are many people who live in this country and died because of Islamic fanatics. There are many police and firemen,military and civilians who tried to save the helpess people who died for no reason. You are making a mockery of the
situation.
There are children who will see that shirt and believe what happened on 9/11 is funny and nothing to be concerned about. What happened on that day is not funny and people were extremely effected by the actions of terrorists.
When people see a shirt like that it makes it seem as though you are supporting terrorism, which you are. It is not fair to the people, which is just about everyone living in AMERICA to have to view your website and see that shirt. It brings back painful memories, which is cruel. I am so
disgusted with your company making a joke of when a nation is attacked-any nation. I am soooo pissed about an anti-AMERICAN shirt, WHEN YOU OPERATE IN AMERICA.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I will be notifying all public officials in my hometown and the BBB and request that you be shut down, due to soliciting unamerican affairs and support terrorism. I hope you are happy with the decisions you have made to further disrupt the people of our
nation. You all are hateful bastards that don't deserve to live in a great country like AMERICA. I would like a response from your company but i do not expect one. Thank You.
(Editor's Note: Lauren, I'll bet you have small breasts, while your ass is enormous and dimpled. If you're so fucking patriotic, why would you contact the people at BBB i.e. Big Brother Brazil? I don't think a South American reality program has any business telling me how to run my company. But if you do manage to contact them, tell them that Antonella was definitely the most fuckable of all of the housemates, although Tatiana was a close second.
Those were serious tits.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: Earlene E
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 11:41 AM
Subject: homeless shirts
I work as an advocate for the homeless and I find your most recent shirt to be just about the most offensive thing I have ever seen. I was directed to your site recently by a friend and he showed me your fuck the homeless shirt as well. I hope that the family of the man pictured on the shirt see it and take legal action.
It is people like you who make it hard for homeless individuals to get back on their feet. If you have any humanity in you you will remove your shirts that mock the homeless issue at once.
Sincerely,
Earlene
(Editor's Note: Do I have any humanity in me? Let me check...nope. (Although I am one-quarter Jack Russell Terrier) I don't really care if I offend the homeless, because they don't really buy a lot of t-shirts. If I sold rags, malt liquor, or drugs I might be more concerned. But like the
manufacturers of soap, cell phones, and sports cars I'm not overly worried about appealing to the lucrative homeless market. And I think the family of the guy on the t-shirt is a little busy right now.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: flirt***@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2004 11:39 AM
Subject: Re: T-Shirt Hell Early July Newsletter
I think the way that you respond to some of your letters is very unprofessional and rude. Did you think that maybe your attitude and response towards these letters could cost you some business? Maybe you
should try to learn how to take a little criticism.
Gosh, I never thought of it that way. You've really opened up my eyes. And what do they see? A dirty, stupid, cunt who I defecate upon after cutting your face off and wearing it like a hat. I then rip your tits off and use them for mittens after I cum in your mouth and smash all of your teeth in with a croquet mallet. After I cut off your head and use it to go bowling, I cut you in half lengthwise, slowly with dull, rusty, hedge clippers and use your rotting body as extra large book ends for my "Conversations with God" hard cover collection. Oh and I almost forgot, thank-you for your interest in T-Shirt Hell. Have a nice day.)
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----- Original Message -----
From: ming***@athenet.net>
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 8:36 PM
Subject:
your shirts are totally gay. Nice going, faggots.
(Editor's Note: For the record, only 3 of our shirts are totally gay. Most of them are bisexual, some are straight, and there are a few in the worsethanhell section that get off only when they're pissing on the burning corpses of NASCAR drivers. Which is admittedly kind of kinky.)
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I took my dog to get neutered yesterday. He had already fucked every bitch in my neighborhood; and many of their dogs, too. I'm kind of sorry that I did. He had such a promising career in bestiality videos, but now he can't
supply the money shot.
And for all of the idiots who couldn't figure out what the six letter word
that started with M and ended in L from last weeks newsletter; the answer
is an 8 letter word that begins with P and ends with E.
