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EDJ

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ENJOY.................

> > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produced
> > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
> > >
> > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
> > > to squirt blood 30 feet.(Oh My God!)
> > >
> > > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> > >
> > > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> > > death.(Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)
> > >
> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> > > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
> > >
> > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> > > its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> > > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> > >
> > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> > > jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes... lucky pig... can
> > > you imagine??)
> > >
> > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the
> > > bottom of a pond?)
> > >
> > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> > >
> > > Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)
> > >
> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)
> > >
> > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> > > left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> > difference?)
> > >
> > > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> > >
> > > A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
> > > figure that out?)
> > >
> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like
> > that.)
> > >
> > > Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)
> > >
> > > Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot
> > longer.)
> > >
> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> > > (What about that pig??)