FUNNIEST SHIT YOU SEEN IN A CLUB

[Sneak]

AITE I WAS THIS CLUB WALKIN AROUND JUST CHECKING OUT WITH FEMALES I WANTED TO TRY AND GET WITH. I SEEN THIS KID WHO CAME TO THE CLUB IN SWEATS GETTIN A LAP DANCE, HE MUST BEEN HIT WITH THE UGLY STICK A COUPLE OF TIMES CUZ THIS FOOL WAS LOOKIN ALL FUCKED UP ANYWAYS HE WAS GETTIN BROKE OFF LIKE NOTHIN I EVER SEEN. WHEN THE SONG ENDS THE FEMALE LEAVES, HE GETS UP AND IS FUCKIN BUStIN CHUB JUST STANDIN THERE LIKE HE WAS IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND SHIT. STRAIGHT COMEDY!

WHENEVER I GO TO A CLUB IS IT JUST ME OR DO THE OLD ASS MEXICAN MEN TRY TO RAPE ANY YOUNG FEMALE ON THE FLOOR? THESE FOOS SURROUND ONE FEMALE AND SHES ON LOCKDOWN THE WHOLE TIME. LOL

 

[D-Locc60]

WHEN MY 2 BIGG HOMIES MACC AND GATOR LOC WALKED UP TO 4 WHITE BOYS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHO WERENT RIPPIN, BUT THROWIN UP C'z ON A SNOOP DOG TRACC...

MY 2 HOMIES JUST SIMPLY SAID TO THEM-
"PUT YO HANDS DOWN"

AND THEY DID....WITHOUT QUESTION.


LMAO......


D-LOCC

 

[BAMMER]

Strip Clubs or Dance Clubs?

I think I posted this a few years ago,but I still laugh about this one.
I was at a club in Tac-Town like 2 years ago,and there was a one on one fight and people were just watchin this mafucker and not the usual break up was happening.One of the dudes was all hyper and "acting" crazy,and decided it would be a good idea to take his "clubbin shirt" off in the middle of the fight(dumb ass),well naturally the other cat got hands all over dude while his shirt was stuck over his head(like a hockey player),and the blinded guy looked so stupid because he looked all frantic trying to get his shirt over his head...lmao..you just had to of seen it.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Nothing really funny...BUT I think it should be against the RULES to take a shit at the club...I remember one nite I was spinnin, and I had to take a leak. So I mosey on into the bathroom and there's some dude droppin trow in the stall with no door...unfuckinbelievable

 

[SkuddySavage]

I dont know if deja vu got em eveywhere, but in lake city, on certain wednesdays, they got amateur night. Talk bout sum funny ass shit. me an the homies be thrown change at the broke ass hoes all night long. always down for a good laugh then.

 

[x-loc]

cosmic bowling......a dj with dancing and shit.....when all these white people were doing the c-walk and shit.....some people came up to them and slapped them.....and they left out cosmic bowling without no questions ask.