funniest shit i read all day.....

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Jun 27, 2002
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Originally posted by KrypticFlowz
I burned every piece of blue clothing i ever owned, burned every piece of blue cloth within 10 yards, painted over every patch of blue on the outside of my house, i killed my sister for wearing an all red jersey, all red pants, 34 red rags, but the tag on her jersey had blue colored letters for cleaning instructions so that fake norte bitch had to fuckin go, ive dyed my hair, eyebrows, teeth, nails, and 90% of my skin is now dyed heavy red, i saw an old lady the other day wearing a blue hat, ripped it off her head, snapped her neck and kicked her dog in the middle of traffic, i look hard at anyone wearing blue and if i ever catch one of my kids wearing anything remotely close to blue ill kill them on site and sell their body parts on the black market
 
Apr 25, 2002
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mustynutz said:
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Originally posted by KrypticFlowz
i killed my sister for wearing an all red jersey, all red pants, 34 red rags, but the tag on her jersey had blue colored letters for cleaning instructions so that fake norte bitch had to fuckin go,
Classic
 
Nov 25, 2002
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yeah its funny and what makes it funny is that it AINT REAL....i aint tryin ta say Ene's aint puttin it down...but that shit is a very outragous exageration....and its funny as hell....especailly the part about killin his sister....lol.....
 
Apr 25, 2002
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YEA THAT SHIT IS HELLA OLD..IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY FOR THE FIRST COUPLE MONTHS..BUT NOW ITS JUST KINDA STUPID..I ALWAYS SEE IT IN HOZIES SIG AND EVERYDAY IT LOSES ITS HUMER A LIL MORE...

AND YEA..HOMIE WAS EXAGGERATING FELLAZ....LOL