Re: Some people should stop while they are ahead
Originally posted by Hilltop Hound How can you know what you never been through?
Umm...im no linguistics professor, but i believe the word you're looking for is either "training", "preparation", "orientation", "familiarization", or a couple others i cant think of off top right now....
So anyways...............After reviewing your slightly antagonistically-toned commentary, ive came to the conclusion that you might indeed have a point!...Let me test your theoryie, k k ok ok k o k..???? Hear it is!!..
(this am me, butt onley i am as the **MR DOG ***, instead of **ME**..instead!!! pls, have gotted this, is it as i am as vary non-confusing...???)....:
"I'm sorrey Mr Windchester, but you're PhD isnt QUIIIGHT a grate enough subsdetoot foar ACTSHUAL ecspearients!"
And Mr Windshesters, he sez: But isnt this NOT a burger king...??? OF COURSE IT ISNT, DUH!!!
Mr Dog man, he replyies with: ...Yes, i understand what ur saying, but what you're saying isnt understanding me!
Then, Mr Trimshedges, he's all like: Dude, ur r wack..i mean..what the f**k there, guy !! Then...who's getting the job instead of me steading in the job and getting to know the who's who, then?!?!?
Mr Dogs man, he let outs a sigh (is VAREY flushturd mude, by now!!), and then he explanes it as fallows ( i will try tospell it as bestest as im am abel too, ok ?) : ...I opalegizes to u, but that spesificted informasion , now it is classyfied!! All tho im will not diveolge the particualers(??), Mr Mack is gonna make all ur monies insted of u...HAHAHA!!! Cuz he has a liddel thing we calls as "expeareintse" , of witch u dont gots none of it, wow, ur a dumb guy!!
** mr. dog, he stands up win he is said this to the guy!!)** : Look, pal..ur a pal-look! a palooka ! a looza ! i DONT cares, as a matter of fax, if u r under da impretion ur ill...?? Cuz, UR NOT, okay!!....Ever sense U where in dipers, i has been in the bussnice , u damn idoit!!!!!! and; U dident !! U doesnt understanned JACK SHIT that envalves the indisstrey!!!! Ur nothen moare then a punk BITSH who has no talence, *Or* patenshel eather!!!!!...........so takes ur fansey ass docteritch dergree, or whotevars u call it!!, and come back wonse u has the ripe credensiels... is that OK with u, Mister knows it all about evarything???
Mr Windcheckers---as a confuste voice-- he says to him, he says:
Is it to just me...but dozense ur company, its still Independsent?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! U opperates ur comepaney iN DIPERS for OLD and ELDARLEY pepoals....!!! HAHAHA!!
Mr Rogers..no, waite, my mistache...i mean, DoG (lol @ me!)... his face -- it turnes COMPLEATELEY like, red!! (,and, he's pist off, too, i think), he respondense like THIS (in a LOWED voaise!!) !!! : Wow, houwce it fial to be the unieded statses ofisheld # 1 persine who always gots to have the lassed words, all the tiamse , huh, mr smaredey-pance...?? ..WELL..???
Mr Minkleather, (beeing the EGGSTREAMLEY widdy man he is !!) quickedly he retoarts: I feel like a millien bucks....SOMETHING U AND UR DIPARE-WAREING EMPLOAYEES WILL NEVAR HAVE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Then Mr DOG, ironicaley enuff!!, grabbs his trustey 2-waist peagor, and contaxes all his doggs ("frends", 4 u stupied pepole!) a messidge that says "Mr Windtester is a FAGIT! yes, u hured me rite....A GAY FAGIT!! So lets all asistince eatch othar to BEAT HIM UP, ok!!!..Any1, plz will help..??? if so, hit up my 2-waist, K!! Pease..."
.....20 minets laider, Mr Windtester founed himself in the hosspitle , with no shoose on (someone stolled them, LOL!!) and he is dieagnosaged with a concushin....!!!!!
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(coppiedrites in 2002, by PENP DADDIEY TADOU! do KNOT eavem CONSITTER re-useing this without my permissiants...Thank u vary mutsh, OK!!!!......keeps it in mined, I am CONSTINTALLEY whatching...!!)
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