this dude sends out random email to people at companies that he doesnt even work at.....pretending to be CEo's and stuff...lol
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html
part 1
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage41.html
part 2
another one sent to some magician
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002 21:47:54 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: possible gig for you To: [email protected]
Hi Dan!
We are having an office party and are searching for a magician to do slight of hand magic for the crowd. Many of us are fans of David Blaine's and I think that a magician wandering around the crowd performing tricks would be great fun! If you are interested please contact me.
Thanks,
Mike Ockisard (SHIZZY!)
Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 07:03:35 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan." <[email protected]> ||Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Hi Mike. Sure, I would be interested. When are you planning on having the event, and how many people will be there? Also, where is the party being held?
Thanks.
-Dan
Date: Sun, 19 May 2002 11:37:23 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan" <[email protected]>
We are planning on having the party on July 12th at 7:00pm at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Pittsburgh. We are expecting a big turnout. Up to three hundred people. I would like to know what tricks you can do. Can you do that trick that David Blaine did when he turned the coffee into coins? I had a cousin who could do a trick called the Darby O'Gill. This is where he would take a couple of dollars and make them appear in a full can of beer. He'd open a beer and pour it all out, cut open the can and there the money would be! I still have no idea how he did it. Can you do this one? So, a list of the tricks you can do would be appreciated. Also, how old are you?
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 18:38:00 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
I can do most of the tricks Blaine does. I can bite a quarter in half and restore it, make your dollar bill float in mid-air right in front of you, make things appear, and disappear right in front of your eyes, and I can even steal someones watch without them knowing, and have it re-appear just about anywhere imaginable. I am 17 years old, and I've been doing magic seriously for 4 years. I go to Tannen's Magic School in New York where David Copperfield made an appearance, and David Blaine himself went there. I would love to come to the party and entertain everyone. Do you have any more questions for me?
-Dan Morrison
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 06:39:44 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
Dan:
Glad to hear from you. We would be thrilled to have you work at our party. If you bite off half of a quarter and restore it people are going to wet their pants. That is one of the coolest tricks that Blaine does. A guy who works for the company is an amateur magician and he is planning to do some magic too. He won't be getting paid though. His magic is that crappy pull the rabbit out of the hat nonsense that only old people enjoy. You will steal the show for sure. We would also like you to be a little spooky. The less you say during the party the better. Just go up to people, do the magic, and move on. We want you to really freak people out. Do it just like Blaine might. Dan I hope you are up for it. Please contact me soon and let me know if you are interested in working with us.
Thanks,
Mike
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 07:07:19 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Wow you hit the nail on the head! That's my style... the mysterious guy who does things people can't explain. I've done this kind of thing before, you won't be dissappointed. Can you please send directions? I live in Gettysburg, Pa. Near Canton, Pa.
Thanks.
-Dan
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 23:59:06 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
Dan:
We are a Miami based company and I am not familiar with Pittsburgh, so I will have to get back to you with the directions. 200.00 bucks sounds fine. We could pay you up to 300.00 if you do a good job and you will surely make tips. I am glad to hear that you are up for playing the mysterious Blaine type role for the party. It should be a real fun job for you. This is going to sound crazy but I promised I would ask you...my daughter is a big David Blaine fan and she is really into magic. She is 17 and when I told her you were 17 she told me to ask you if you were single. You teenagers are always trying to "hook up"! A co-worker of mine said that he had a "stroller" come to do magic at a party he had, and the magician was telling everyone that he got his powers through "His Love of the Risen Christ". I am a somewhat religious man, but we don't need that kind of thing at the party. I don't want you telling people you are a Warlock either. I have a nephew who told my mother, his grandmother, that he had been baptised as a Master Scottish Warlock. He was only kidding, but it scared the shit out of her. I don't want that kind of thing to complement the magic you do. So if you could tell me what sort of things you like to say to people before, during, and after the tricks are performed I would appreciate it. I hope we can work together.I can't wait to see your act!
Thanks,
Mike
Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 06:59:10 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> |Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Well the only thing I'm worried about is that Pittsburg is at least an 8 hr. drive for me, I live in Gettysburg, and Im not sure if an 8 hour drive and staying overnight in a hotel is really worth doing a gig. Im trying to figure out if I can do this.
-Dan
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 11:34:31 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
I have been reading a book called How To Know God by Deepak Chopra. In this book he talks of meaningful coincidences and how at a deeper spiritual level all things happen for a reason. We are doing the same type convention/party thing in Gettysburg, PA the following month. I could not believe it when you said that is where you were from. So, if in August you are interested in doing the same bit, only in your hometown, we would be thrilled to have you. You are doing magic without even trying! If you are still interested please contact me along with my prior request of the type of things you say while you are performing tricks. I want spooky but not demonic. Hope to hear from you soon!
Mike Ockisard
P.S. My daughter is bugging me about this so I gotta ask again...are you single?
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 17:33:22 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
I am going to Vegas in August from the 18th to the 24th. I hope that dosen't present a conflict with the date you want me to perform! I'd love to do it in August! That is a great coincidence how I happen to live in Gettysburg. When I do the magic I say things to make the magic interesting. If you've ever seen David Blaine perform, I can present magic like him, In that spooky/mysterious way you wanted, without being demonic. Yes, I'm now single.
-Dan
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 23:50:13 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
That is great news. Our scheduled party is set to take place on the first Friday in August at 7:00pm. We are holding the affair in the convention room at the Holiday Inn North. I will get back to you with directions. Glad to hear you aren't into demonic stuff. That might be good for a young crowd, but there are some older folks that will be in attendance. I would say that the more Blaine-like your performance the better. My daughter now insists that she come along to see your act. She gets good grades and I often let her come on business trips with me. I think she may have a little crush on you. Maybe you kids could talk a bit after your gig. She is single too. Some questions: What sort of clothes do you wear while you perform? Do you do any of the "guess what number I am thinking" stuff that Blaine does? Can you do the levitation thing he does? Do you like the band Train? I don't know how long this thing might drag on. We are big drinkers and you might be working late. You will have no problem making tip money disappear into your pocket. This one guy, Bob from Accounting, throws money around like Al Capone, and he is the biggest Blaine fan I know. I know that is a lot of questions, and I thank you for taking the time to deal with me in this manner. You are a professional, and I can tell that you're a young man with the ambition and determination to do well. Please contact me as promptly as possible.
Thank you.
Mike
Date: Sat, 8 Jun 2002 05:12:40 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Hey, that sounds great. Well I went to www.holidayinn.com and I get the webpage specifically for the one in Niagra Falls... Is there another Holiday Inn webpage? And that would be fine if your daughter emailed me.
Thanks!
-Dan
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html
part 1
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage41.html
part 2
another one sent to some magician
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002 21:47:54 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: possible gig for you To: [email protected]
Hi Dan!
We are having an office party and are searching for a magician to do slight of hand magic for the crowd. Many of us are fans of David Blaine's and I think that a magician wandering around the crowd performing tricks would be great fun! If you are interested please contact me.
Thanks,
Mike Ockisard (SHIZZY!)
Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 07:03:35 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan." <[email protected]> ||Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Hi Mike. Sure, I would be interested. When are you planning on having the event, and how many people will be there? Also, where is the party being held?
Thanks.
-Dan
Date: Sun, 19 May 2002 11:37:23 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan" <[email protected]>
We are planning on having the party on July 12th at 7:00pm at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Pittsburgh. We are expecting a big turnout. Up to three hundred people. I would like to know what tricks you can do. Can you do that trick that David Blaine did when he turned the coffee into coins? I had a cousin who could do a trick called the Darby O'Gill. This is where he would take a couple of dollars and make them appear in a full can of beer. He'd open a beer and pour it all out, cut open the can and there the money would be! I still have no idea how he did it. Can you do this one? So, a list of the tricks you can do would be appreciated. Also, how old are you?
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 18:38:00 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
I can do most of the tricks Blaine does. I can bite a quarter in half and restore it, make your dollar bill float in mid-air right in front of you, make things appear, and disappear right in front of your eyes, and I can even steal someones watch without them knowing, and have it re-appear just about anywhere imaginable. I am 17 years old, and I've been doing magic seriously for 4 years. I go to Tannen's Magic School in New York where David Copperfield made an appearance, and David Blaine himself went there. I would love to come to the party and entertain everyone. Do you have any more questions for me?
-Dan Morrison
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 06:39:44 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
Dan:
Glad to hear from you. We would be thrilled to have you work at our party. If you bite off half of a quarter and restore it people are going to wet their pants. That is one of the coolest tricks that Blaine does. A guy who works for the company is an amateur magician and he is planning to do some magic too. He won't be getting paid though. His magic is that crappy pull the rabbit out of the hat nonsense that only old people enjoy. You will steal the show for sure. We would also like you to be a little spooky. The less you say during the party the better. Just go up to people, do the magic, and move on. We want you to really freak people out. Do it just like Blaine might. Dan I hope you are up for it. Please contact me soon and let me know if you are interested in working with us.
Thanks,
Mike
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 07:07:19 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Wow you hit the nail on the head! That's my style... the mysterious guy who does things people can't explain. I've done this kind of thing before, you won't be dissappointed. Can you please send directions? I live in Gettysburg, Pa. Near Canton, Pa.
Thanks.
-Dan
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 23:59:06 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> | | Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
Dan:
We are a Miami based company and I am not familiar with Pittsburgh, so I will have to get back to you with the directions. 200.00 bucks sounds fine. We could pay you up to 300.00 if you do a good job and you will surely make tips. I am glad to hear that you are up for playing the mysterious Blaine type role for the party. It should be a real fun job for you. This is going to sound crazy but I promised I would ask you...my daughter is a big David Blaine fan and she is really into magic. She is 17 and when I told her you were 17 she told me to ask you if you were single. You teenagers are always trying to "hook up"! A co-worker of mine said that he had a "stroller" come to do magic at a party he had, and the magician was telling everyone that he got his powers through "His Love of the Risen Christ". I am a somewhat religious man, but we don't need that kind of thing at the party. I don't want you telling people you are a Warlock either. I have a nephew who told my mother, his grandmother, that he had been baptised as a Master Scottish Warlock. He was only kidding, but it scared the shit out of her. I don't want that kind of thing to complement the magic you do. So if you could tell me what sort of things you like to say to people before, during, and after the tricks are performed I would appreciate it. I hope we can work together.I can't wait to see your act!
Thanks,
Mike
Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 06:59:10 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> |Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Well the only thing I'm worried about is that Pittsburg is at least an 8 hr. drive for me, I live in Gettysburg, and Im not sure if an 8 hour drive and staying overnight in a hotel is really worth doing a gig. Im trying to figure out if I can do this.
-Dan
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 11:34:31 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
I have been reading a book called How To Know God by Deepak Chopra. In this book he talks of meaningful coincidences and how at a deeper spiritual level all things happen for a reason. We are doing the same type convention/party thing in Gettysburg, PA the following month. I could not believe it when you said that is where you were from. So, if in August you are interested in doing the same bit, only in your hometown, we would be thrilled to have you. You are doing magic without even trying! If you are still interested please contact me along with my prior request of the type of things you say while you are performing tricks. I want spooky but not demonic. Hope to hear from you soon!
Mike Ockisard
P.S. My daughter is bugging me about this so I gotta ask again...are you single?
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 17:33:22 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
I am going to Vegas in August from the 18th to the 24th. I hope that dosen't present a conflict with the date you want me to perform! I'd love to do it in August! That is a great coincidence how I happen to live in Gettysburg. When I do the magic I say things to make the magic interesting. If you've ever seen David Blaine perform, I can present magic like him, In that spooky/mysterious way you wanted, without being demonic. Yes, I'm now single.
-Dan
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 23:50:13 -0700 (PDT) From: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Dan M." <[email protected]>
That is great news. Our scheduled party is set to take place on the first Friday in August at 7:00pm. We are holding the affair in the convention room at the Holiday Inn North. I will get back to you with directions. Glad to hear you aren't into demonic stuff. That might be good for a young crowd, but there are some older folks that will be in attendance. I would say that the more Blaine-like your performance the better. My daughter now insists that she come along to see your act. She gets good grades and I often let her come on business trips with me. I think she may have a little crush on you. Maybe you kids could talk a bit after your gig. She is single too. Some questions: What sort of clothes do you wear while you perform? Do you do any of the "guess what number I am thinking" stuff that Blaine does? Can you do the levitation thing he does? Do you like the band Train? I don't know how long this thing might drag on. We are big drinkers and you might be working late. You will have no problem making tip money disappear into your pocket. This one guy, Bob from Accounting, throws money around like Al Capone, and he is the biggest Blaine fan I know. I know that is a lot of questions, and I thank you for taking the time to deal with me in this manner. You are a professional, and I can tell that you're a young man with the ambition and determination to do well. Please contact me as promptly as possible.
Thank you.
Mike
Date: Sat, 8 Jun 2002 05:12:40 -0700 (PDT) From: "Dan M." <[email protected]> || Subject: Re: possible gig for you To: "Michael Ockisard" <[email protected]>
Hey, that sounds great. Well I went to www.holidayinn.com and I get the webpage specifically for the one in Niagra Falls... Is there another Holiday Inn webpage? And that would be fine if your daughter emailed me.
Thanks!
-Dan
She was very excited to hear that you liked the band Sublime. I guess they are "dope". I need to know if you will be bringing anyone else to the party. You can bring up to three people if you wish. Hope to hear from you soon.