Fucking on the job

[Fucky McFuckerson]

How many of you have had sex WHILE at work? No, work parties and functions DO NOT count. I'm talking on the clock.

Strip club workers need not reply to this thread.

 

[0R0]

Strip club workers need not reply to this thread.

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[NiNe2FiVe]

I have.

 

[Cut-Throat]

*raises hand*

 

[5-Dime NwK]

Guilty. Work bitches are the worst, because after your done... they still work there.

 

[Dana Dane]

in on the first page of what will be one of the most lie-filled threads on the siccness ever.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I fucked Dana Dane back when she was my manager at Carls Jr.

 

[timebomb]

I have....lunch time flights to boston aint to be played wid

 

[2-0-Sixx]

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

when I was 16, this woman almost twice my age in the dairy cooler when I worked at a grocery store. then another time in the bathroom. Bad story breh

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

....wait, does jerkin it in the bathroom count too? LMAO

ROR

Not to be confused with R0R

 

[savdout916]

got a flight on my birthday in the dry walk in when i worked at fresh choice, breh.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

How many of you have had sex WHILE at work? No, work parties and functions DO NOT count. I'm talking on the clock.

Strip club workers need not reply to this thread.

You got a story behind this? Something happened at your job...details maaaaaaan lol

 

[lenbiasyayo]

i got a random boner at work friday but no girl touched it

 

[Mac Jesus]

I haven't. Not for lack of effort though. I tried to talk this one bitch into it and later got fired for sexual harassment. I was fucking pissed.

 

[iaoish]

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Fascists!

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

one time me and this thai chick were going to hit the park down the street on lunch, well...we pulled into the park and there was like a fuckin sheriffs convention going on

so we went back to work and parked in between two vans and had a quickie...i walked into work and everyone was grinning, apparently a few folks had walked by and seen us...i pulled her thong out of my pocket (i was a teenager stealing trophies) and threw it on my homeboys desk and just laughed....

i also found out she was a squirter when it looked like i spilled a pint of milk on my jeans...damn

Her name was Noy and she loooked like a thai porn star....what i wouldnt give for one more chance to tap that ass...man

that ass was so good i almost shed a tear thinking about it


i miss my teen years to my early 20's

 

[MysticOracle]

when i was 17 I worked at togos/baskin robbins....i fucked in the walk-in fridge

when i was 18 i worked for pizza hut and dominos as a delivery driver.....that was a wild job believe it or not...lots of weed/crank selling ,road head while on deliveries, and working late nights sometimes we would have little parties at work after hours and there would be some fucking sometimes.....

and these days...i work on cars...and sometimes female trade they services for my services

 

[TLALOC]

I've had sex with some girls from work before, but never had sex @ work!

 

[mrtonguetwista]

This is how I fucked the customers who used to come up to the SEARS customer service desk with a complaint

**edit** female customers